Rescuers-At-Heart, Again!

 

 

This was overheard in another very watery neighborhood east of Manila:

Rescuer 2:  (In another water filled subdivision. Speaking to Mang Gemo, truck driver) Manong mayroon pa yata akong nakikitang mga tao dun. Parang PUTIKAN sila! Nakikita niyo po ba? Kunin ninyo na po ang trak at tatawagin ko na itong mga tao na yun, nakakaawa itsura!

Mang Gemo: Sige Sir!

Rescuer 2:  (Lifts up Megaphone to face, shouts) Kung gusto po ninyong mpaligtas, lumabas na po kayo ngayon din at dadalhin namin kayo sa ligtas na lugaaarrrr!!! LUMABAS NA PO KAYYYYYOOOWWW!!!  MAAWA KAYO SA SARILI NINYOOOOOWWW!!!

Putik Man1:   (Shouting) SALAMAT NA LANG PO!!!

Putik Man2:   IWAN NINYO NA KAMEEEEE!!!!

Rescuer 2:  (Shouts on Megaphone, slightly louder this time) MATAKOT PO KAYO SA BAHANG DARATING KUNG MERON PAAAAA!!!

Putik Man3:   HINDI NA POOOOOO!!!  MARAMI SALAMAT POOOOO!!!!

Putik Man1:   ALIS NA PO KAYOOO!!!

Rescuer 2:  (Shouts at Megaphone louder) SIGE PO!!!  KUNG AYAW NINYOOOO, IIWAN NA NAMIN PO KAYOOOOO!!! PAALAM NA POOOO!!!

Rescuer 1:  (Calls on his partner from truck) Halika na, iwan na natin sila!  HOOOOY!!! MANIGAS KAYOOOO!!!

Putik Men: OK LANG PO KAMEEEE!!!  NABASA LANG ANG PERAAAAA  AY!!!  MGA IMPORTANTENG PAPELEEEEES!!!  SALAMAT POOOOO!!!

Rescuers:   WOW, MALE!!!  DI NGA AALIS YAN, TAYO NA!!!