The Eavesdropper Page

Eavesdropper

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This was overheard in a mall:

Woman 1:  Ay naku mare, matutuwa si Mayor Pewee ng Pasay!

Woman 2:  Bakit naman?

Woman 1:  Eh kasi, sigurado bibigyan siya ng maraming regalo ng S.M. Shoemart!

Woman 2:  Ay! Tutoo? Bakit siya bibigyan ng S.M. ng ganun?

Woman 1:  Aba ay diyos ko! Siyempre dahil may S.M. sa Pasay di ba?

Woman 2:  Ano naman iyun kung may S.M. sa Pasay?

Woman 1:  Aba eh, di ba MOA and ngalan nun?

Woman 2:  OO naman… pero…

Woman 1:  Ay mare, alam mo? Walang tigiiiil! Di sila tumitigil sa pag-advertise sa radyo! Naku talaga! Pati sa TV! Pati sa diyariyo! MOA! MOA! MOA! Naku walaaaang katigil-tigil, umaga pa lang, MOA na! Tanghali, MOA pa rin! Gabi na nga, MOA pa ng MOA! Ay diyos ko pu, talagang sikat na ang SM MOA!

 

  1. August 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm | #1

    NOTICE:

    To the Government of the Republic of the Philippines-Moro Islamic Liberation Front Negotiating Panels, the Philippine Media, Supreme Court of the Philippines, and all concerned :

    You are hereby formally Given Due Notice to spell out what the hell you mean by MOA? Otherwise you will be making the Mayor of Pasay City, Hon. Wee Wee Trinidad unnecessarily wealthy by way of Undeserved Royalties…

  2. bits™
    August 9, 2008 at 1:26 am | #2

    haha. lol. I didn’t know how the hell I was able to wander to this blog, but heck, I love it! :)

  3. archangelgabriel
    August 9, 2008 at 11:30 am | #3

    thank you much much

  4. archangelgabriel
    August 9, 2008 at 11:32 am | #4

    Girbaudz:

    Bah! That was supposed to be a secret! tickle… tickle… hahahaha!!! :)

  5. archangelgabriel
    August 9, 2008 at 11:34 am | #5

    allevii:

    cancel trip to italy and london. lots of good things happening here. imagine a war!!! that girbaudz of ours might not be psychic, but he might have hit paydirt this time!!! uehehehe! (sana wag na lang matuloy, on second thought, go to your trip, ride that plane na lang kaya… ):(

  6. August 31, 2008 at 10:00 am | #6

    oy gabe, girbs has new eavesdroppers daw, did you hear? that nut went to china for the beijing 2008 pa din! i thought galit pa siya sa olympics?!? wahahahahahahaha!!! stir!!! :o