The Copenhagen Conference on Climate Change

The Philippines’ Government just signed the Republic Act 9729 called Climate Change Act of 2009.  It will create an autonomous policy making body attached to the Office of the President to be called Climate Change Commission to coordinate programs of the government and represent the country in international climate change conferences according to the  article from website GMANews.TV on October 23, 2009 also posted in this site in full.

The Philippines just signed the Republic Act 9729 called Climate Change Act of 2009.  It will create an autonomous policy making body attached to the Office of the President to be called Climate Change Commission to coordinate programs of the government and represent the country in international climate change conferences according to the  article from website GMANews.TV on October 23, 2009 also posted in this site in full.

According to GMANews.TV, the signing of said law comes before the Denmark conference in December “when global leaders are expected to approve a new climate change treaty that will chart the world’s carbon emissions future after the first commitment period for the Kyoto Protocol expires in 2012.”

There are 41 days remaining until the Copenhagen Conference under the auspices of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in December 7-18, 2009.

Ultimately, world leaders will need to find a final solution to the deterioration of the atmosphere, particularly the earth’s ozone.  Meanwhile, countries need to agree to stop destroying it.

Typhoon Ondoy

There is nothing more exciting for rescuers at heart than to have another emergency!  It warms up their blood, their adrenalin starts pumping, they soar into the midst of danger and risk their lives — sometimes plunging into the center of the hazards never to return.  Ordinary people like us, would just as soon pee in their pants.

I wrote this post with several people today.  I hope Pres. Arroyo and Sec. Teodoro will read it.  And take a little cue from there.  Or else, the lives of our heroes, the rescuers at heart, will all be in vain.

In the Eye of the Storm

Pres. Arroyo and Sec. Teodoro: Will they measure up to Ondoy?

It’s now a wee bit sunny.  The common dialogue and buzz words yesterday was a narration of one’s and others’ personal heroic effort for helping save lives with shaky voices to boot, lunod, anod, baha, flood, water and nature’s stampede, patay, ilalim, tubig, walang tubig, walang ilaw, taas ng tubig, ligtas, global warming, perwisyo, perdisyon, parusa ng Diyos, bata, dasal, matanda, babae, lampas taong tubig, walang pasok, di makaalis, hate weather, masamang panahon, kawawa, may sakit, ebakwit, evacuation center, iskul, etcetera. Etcetera. Etcetera.

An old woman was shouting at her supposed rescuers why they arrived so, so late. Bakit ngayong lang kayo dumating, ika niya. Di niyo ba alam, wala na kaming kain-kain? Tingnan ninyo ito, wala na nga akong panloob, o! (Why did you arrive only now? she asked. Didn’t you know we don’t have anything more to eat? Look here, I don’t even have any panties to wear!)  Read more about this post here…

Kudos (II) to Gilberto C. Teodoro, Jr.

 

DBM money for faxes, electric fans, and Disaster Assistance etc.

 

First,  even if the Pag-Asa is under the Department of Science and Technology, it is Sec. Gilberto Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. who is the chief whip of the inter-agency task group that coordinates disaster assistance. . . I was extremely surprised when I was told that suddenly Pag-Asa faxed an unsolicited message from a Quezon City number to selected government offices.  Even if the fax contained near-microscopic letters and minute drawings of clouds, rains, suns, it provided a good view of the coming weather conditions and what kind of preparations one should make… It makes Teodoro a good leader, a very good secretary and cabinet man.  There aren’t many good Queen’s and King’s Ministers all round us.  But Teodoro is a candidate for an Olympic gold medal for being fast on the job.  So kudos Mr. Secretary!  More of this post here…

 

If RP will have a real coup d’ etat and suplicio, better vessels…

Bereavement and Redemption

 

 

 

 

The sulpicio lines tragedy hits close to the heart  and I haven’t really been done with grief.  But then too, I have to do anger management.  The bad reaction of government, letting the sulpicio operate once again dahil bad for the economy daw, is in poor taste.

 

What will happen if RP will have better ships, specially sulpicio?

 

The tragedy should never have had happened at all.  But that is preposterous.  Pure wishful thinking.  It will take an honest-to-goodness coup d’ etat by good-hearted people and real leaders to change the way things are, unless our present leaders wake up to reality and start not walking backwards but a little forward even if an inch or a millimeter at a time.

 

So much is in store for the country, but of course only a mere few know that.  And I cannot even tell you anything of it.  At least not on this blog.  But go to the US and Canada and you might get wind of it.  Ask your friends back in the States.  They know.  It’s just the poor Juan de la Mahinahon who is absolutely clueless of his very, very, very good fortune to come!

 

That’s why, compared  to New York (with the exception of a big chunk of states like Virginia — let me take this occasion to say Hi!!!  to all the beautiful neighbors in John Denver country hehehe), this country the Philippines is much more preferable and loaded with hope!!!   Certainly you can’t take a little optimism away from a fucking insatiable satirist and cynic like this writer.  Aba, pagbigyan mo na.  Paminsan-minsan.  Naman.  Namaaaan!!!

 

Very poor taste.  That  instant  allowing  of  suspicious lines to operate.  Of course the rest of the shipping industry’s facilities are inferior.  But where in the shipping industry and Philippine aviation is there no inferiority?  Where ?  pray tell…  hmmm?  …  that … hmmmm?

 

Gen. Teroy Isleta, one of the grand old men of aviation, says that Only In The Philippines can we see air planes (and presumably ships) that are bought as junk and made to fly (or sail) again.  Inay ku pu!!!  Hesusmaryosep!!!

 

These junks are bought at cheap cost, delivered to RP as chop-chop (remember the chop-chop cars?) and welded together to form a Voila!!!  Brand new (recon) vessel!!!

 

Hep, heeeeep!!!!  Hurrrraaaaay!!!!!!

 

Score one for the Marvel Comics scAvengers!!!!

 

Shit!

 

Ain’t anybody going to change that?  The Man with the Big Kapre Cigar, Wespowent Graduate, Engineer by degree (not by profession), could not change that.  How much more our dear Madam President, who Big Kapre Cigar Man says, is only a teacher!!!  Pray tell me, who are you voting for our next president?

 

Don’t tell me that it will be Barack Obama!!!  And his local boy!!! He (Barack) seems like a decrepit and seriously incapacitated idiot to become a world leader.  A vote for his accomplice in these parts will be our damnation!!!

 

We’ll continue to live in a fogged existence with all the chop-chop shit in our midst, corruption, mendicancy, inferiority, enslavement to the so-called much vaunted Bilderberg shits, and so on and so forth.

 

The sad part about it is Barack, and presto!  his local anointed prexy candidate might win!

 

Shit!  And double fuck!!!

 

But that really is bad for the victims of our latest controversial sea tragedy.  It means that there will be more victims come final showdown times.  And we’re not even talking of the end of the world.

 

And imagine, it can really only happen here.  Look at the people living in Corinthian Gardens.  They’re sitting on a big pile of soil, rocks, sweetly rolling landscaped sites, mansion / palatial sized houses, that are on top of a huge earthquake fault.

 

At least, when the big earthquake comes, along with a tsunami, then liquefaction to a superlative degree, all the filthy rich –  particularly those with a bad attitude to us their poorer brethren — will be taken by the lord who is allegedly in heaven.

 

Good riddance you fucks!!!

 

Unfortunately for these filthy damnable rich, the earthquake might come sooner than expected because of global warming.

 

Is it logical that we will see secret lipat bahay operations and hush-hush real estate deals in the immediate future between and among the residents of Corinthian Gardens and their willing buyer-victims?

 

Unless some of our beloved fucking Corinthianers are really pragmatics or future Corinthian Gardener residents are fearless nincompoops who will say that if it is truly their time na, they’ll just roll with the tremors and dance with the liquefying hearth and raise their hands to welcome the onrush of the tsunami that might still, by the grace of god, reach up to their necks in their part of the land.  Yeheeey!!!

 

Cheap shits!

 

So if the humble Corinthian Gardens citizens can afford to live in shaky and turbulent environment, why can’t we poor ones accept the fate of riding chop-chop ships, airplanes and buses all through our lives!  Sila nga tanggap na nila na mamatay sila pag nilamon sila ng lupa (buti nga!) tayo pa kaya na walang kuwenta?

 

There goes my bereaved feelings for the dead, drowned, eaten up and buried victims of sulpicio and future epitaph for the Corinthian Gardens fucks.

 

eghghghf

 

 

At 6 pm on July 2, 2008, Vice President Tito Guingona, Sr. coinciding with the birthday of Madam Imelda  Marcos, launched his memoirs at Manila Hotel, entitled Fight for the Filipino.  It is only fitting that the former President of the strongest political party fete himself and his friends with so-called significant memoirs for all scholars and soon-to-be famous countrymen to  study  and  extol  to high heavens in the future.  Fitting also that our beloved (albeit, bone thin and severely,  acutely  canceric and tubercolic -looking) vice president is a former fighter for freedom, democracy, etcetera, etcetera.  Etcetera.  Or at least that is what he wants us all to believe.

 

So the vice presidency?  Well-deserved.  Accolades for his book?  Very, very well-deserved.  Tito served his country.  Well.  Very, very well. 

 

But….

 

Some say that the most part of the book are not really about the life of one Tito Guingona but a quick gathering of highly selected anecdotes, claims, declarations, commentaries, ridicules, riddles, attempts at prose and poetry but all meant to spite Madam Gloria Arroyo.  All intended to denounce the regime under her and the boys and girls hiding under the Queen’s skirts and doing unmentionable damned things underneath.  Sneaky Devil that Tito!!!

 

There is nothing in the book of course that tells us about the great, wholly entertaining addiction of entertainer son cinema and stage Director Bart Guingona (isn’t he a closet or open gay?), the extreme addiction of G-Boy Guingona (isn’t he the congressman or some other politician following after the footsteps of daddy daddy?)  as well as the  wild ways of Marie Guingona, most possibly also as an addict and confirmedly a drunkard.  She totally loves booze and sex, all in one sentence or one word altogether.

 

When she gets drunk, she mouths expletives against Madam Gloria.

 

Tito of course, most certainly, would not reveal a cloak and dagger type secret:  he was a stool pigeon among the real fighters of democracy.  He was a quisling of the security apparatchiks.  He was not a real reformist, revolutionary, etc.

 

He was…

 

A fake.It’s  alright, his handlers would say,  He served the country well.  Indeed!  Hmmppph!!!

 

Look at his face, his bulging eyes, that seem to almost jump at you.  His body is so emaciated some people say, the only thing keeping his skin from falling off his bones are drugs.  When he was vice president and secretary of foreign affairs, he was reputed to be the drug addict Malacañang was touted for having  in  the  Cabinet.  Wow!!!

 

Dear  Tirititots KinKonga de Torotots  must be suffering from kArMa for having been the stool pigeon, gun runner, etc. that he is and for all the other bad things he has been doing to all his fellow creatures on earth.

 

You never really would have believed what he was doing and mouthing at Manila Peninsula Hotel during the siege.  As part cloak and dagger operator and overt political critic, former senator, executive secretary, foreign affairs department chief, ruling party president, etc. his role at Manila Pen could have all been a sham.  The man is really deep.  You can’t fathom his soul.  It is buried somewhere that you can’t see.  You have to go through a maze of layers and layers of hundreds of demons and their hives well-ensconced in his system before you reach that forsaken part called soul of Tirititot.

 

And up to now, he is still engaged in probably the same game.  His family is engaged in quick money and illegal schemes.  Outside of the drugs, his children and other family members were engaged in large scale gun running and alpine (I’ll Find You…) transactions and wheeling-dealings.

 

G-Boy and now a member of the congress, gleefully claim fucking Irene Marcos, another hopeless addict, when she was younger.  The respectable member of the congress even says, Irene, most definitely will never forget him and his deadly weapon (after marrying a faggot).

 

Tito today, even before the launching of his book, is a spent force.  Probably it has something to do with affiliating with the satanistas…  Of course, notwithstanding  the  very dark, secret and sinister  power of these cretins …

 

eghghghf

 

 

Homobono  ADAZA,  Sr., the arrested one, has no love lost with Tito Guingona.  Bono   was visited recently by Neneng Pimentel in his detention center.  Bono likewise does not have any goodwill with this old Neneng.

 

Pimentel and company ruined Bono and company with Tita Cory.  Pimentel and Guingona are two abominable terms, anathemas to Bono Adaza.

 

You cannot make Bono say the words “Pimentel” nor “Guingona” without making Bono puke to death!

 

Jesus!  Spare the old man!

 

But Pimentel made a show of good grace.  He went to Bono and commiserated with him.  The Great One.  Although Pimentel made bad jokes of who Bono is now.  That shit.

 

It is really not because Pimentel is running for president, because he will not even win in a fair fight in his own barangay, just like Guingona.  Both are demonyitos.

 

Possibly Pimentel is letting Bono know that whatever coup plans the other guy is entertaining, may Bono not forget Neneng, the wife (if she is still living), the children and OMG, susmaryosep!  the handsome and beautiful apos!  Dios Mio Bono, if anything happens will you promise not to take on them, vent your anger at me (and Tito Guingona) on them?  Please, please Bono!  Huhuhuhuhuhu!  Bonooooo!!!

 

Oh dear GOD!!!  Please please Bono!!!!

 

Is it true you’re heading the coup?  (doubtful)

 

If it is not, forget I visited you and forget you ever knew me and heard of my name.  (As if…)

 

On the other hand, if Bono will be the next president, I will be happy.  I might become the next Presidential Spokesman, Speech Writer, Press Secretary and Rasputin, all at the same time if he has not become demented enough and is pronounced only to be partially insane.

 

I too have my own redeeming values, by the way…  huuummmmpphhh!

 

eghghghf

 

Fortun is a lawyer of erap.

 

But sometimes  I do really think Bono was sincerely arrested by the government.  Or if Bono just sincerely was arrested without any agenda lurking behind the scenario?

 

Do you?

 

eghghghf

 

Bono is a lawyer of and bosom friend of Gen. Abenina, Gen. Comendador and the military rebels including Ariel Querubin et al.  Gen. Abenina’s boy is Raffy Cardeño. 

 

Fortun  is  not  known  as  Bono’s enemy.  Bono is supposedly bilking Fortun’s client, a despicable japon, with 4 million dollars.  (Does the japon really have that papel de cuarta?)

 

Mapalo  is  a legend.  In  the military he is a bold, bastos, extremist.  In the underworld, he is a veritable godfather.  Ask the spirits of the victims of the RCBC massacre who can now see in the spirit world practically everything,   and there will be a commotion when you mention the name of Mapalo.

 

On second thought, if you’re apoplectic, don’t ask the victims’ spirits.

 

eghghghf

 

Terminator: Fighting the Overwhelming Trash Feeder maChineS

 

 

Bringing Back A Sense of Decency

 

 

 

 

The crazy sonofabitch has this to say:

 

There is tremendous filth pervading in the information environment.  For whatever it is worth, a lot of people led by the veritably shameless and cheap media from Metro Manila to the Regions and Provinces are wallowing in uncouth, trash language without necessarily any noble sense of purpose.  Sheer neglect of the need for decency and civility drives people to vulgarize, demean and bastardize events, people, objects.  As if the country isn’t in any more trouble than the suffering experienced by victims of the typhoon called Frank, the Sulpicio faux pas of sending off Princess of the Stars to stormy high seas (if that isn’t genocide I really don’t know what is) and by now contemplating how not like other victims reaching back to the 1980s to pay them for their sorry situations, the rice and oil crisis, the deterioration of the global environment, the conflicts in the South that are being fanned once more by hawks from in and out of the government, the rebellion of the communists, the killing frenzy of the persons that reject to eat the Jose Ma. Sison mold, the unfair unemployment and grinding poverty of so many Filipinos.

 

The least of all the ways is to trivialize for instance the tight and busy schedule of a United States Standard Bearer to let make it mean and be construed as the negative sentiment or attitude of a country against the Filipino people or the future President towards the chief executive of the Philippines.

 

Or the sorrowful and wrongful death of hundreds of passengers of the ill-fated MV Princess of the Stars of the shipping company Sulpicio Lines.

 

Among many other things larger than life like the Writ of Habeas Data, Writ of Amparo, etc.

 

That’s a total lot of crap.  Led by the ABS CBN announcers Anthony Tae Ber Na, and Jiri Ba jo Ah, corina Sanchoz, TuRd PAY Long, not very surprising indeed.  If the Tribune and Newsbreak or their allied media partners contribute to the same debate, so much more to be expected.  The cretins deserve not be called media anyhow.  High paid as they might be, but they don’t even merit an iota of credit nor respect.

 

Not necessarily by being authoritative about it, they’re  still supposed to be historical testifiers.  But even the concept of “witness” in our day and time no longer means anything anymore.  Thanks to them and creatures like Joey Perez Perez, son of a namesake masque man and himself masquerading as another persona and also known as Mr. Back Off!

 

It is literally akin to people’s demented thinking that makes them forget to brush their teeth for seven hundred days (that is slightly more than one year), or get a change of underwear for a consecutive one thousand two hundred hours (the exact equivalent of fifty solar calendar days).

 

 

Otherwise, if they feel like there is nothing dignified and gracious to do, they make rubbish and worthless soiled manure out of the institution of the presidency.

 

In a foreign country we all know about, the Secret Service would have killed PingPing Lacson, Jomboy Madrigal, Cory Cojuangco Aquino and her coterie of rebel third sex mafiosos / mafiosas, a long time ago.

 

Two full years before the late Fernando Poe Jr. ran for President, Madam Luisa Pimentel Ejercito and others met his representative(s) Miss Susan Roces and an attorney in Subic, Zambales.  Madam Luisa a/k/a Loyloy, was categorically given the condition by FPJ through representative(s), that he will only run for President if the opposition political party represented by Madam Loyloy and husband Erap, if their side will unconditionally promise and wholeheartedly abide thereby that there will be no rallies, mudslinging, planting of bad blood by the opposition against the administration party.

 

Indeed, that was very naive of FPJ to ask of the opposition who had a plot called NO DEAL!  To make President Gloria run, perchance to win, and then to destroy her credibility later and not let her sit as the elected President.  Instead, FPJ will be made to sit as President, win or lose Gloria.  The problem of course was the overconfidence of the opposition they could pull their stunt off!  But they failed miserably and FPJ did not get to sit as President but fell into his coffin and grave instead.  Sa sama ng loob.

 

The institution of the presidency has been a piece of filthy rag ever since.

 

Of the more recent time, let us look, perchance not really too kindly, at the very wonderful terms the uncivilized loutish boorish unrefined anti-people cretins have been spewing from their dirty mouths and mouthpieces particularly on prime time television, in the newspapers, over radio, in interpersonal talks, in chismis at cafés, everywhere practically:

 

* bangkay

* naagnas na bangkay

* rotten bodies

* rotten corpses

* kinain ang laman

* kinain ng isda

* cadaver

* biktima

* sulpicio (please stop saying bad words!!!)

* patay

* patay ni edward go

* patay ni go sioc so

* lumobo na bangkay

* mabahong bangkay

* smelling corpses

* putol na katawan

* lumulutang na body parts

* pinarte parte na katawan

* kinain na mukha – di na makilala

* nilamon ng pating

* hubad na bangkay

* gutay-gutay na bangkay

* lumulutang labas na ang tinae

* may butas butas ang katawan

* bangkay lapnos ang mga balat

* patay naghiwa-hiwalay na ang laman

* bawal kumain ng isda na kumain ng mga bangkay

* di na matiis ang mabahong amoy ng bangkay

* ubod ng baho ng mga patay

* obnoxious smell of the dead bodies

 

and a hundred million of other malodorous terms.

 

And all their vulgar announcements simply, quaintly coincide with our lunch, meryenda, supper or dinner.  How very kind and thoughtful of these people!  They really are totally concerned for all of our welfare and our aching need for information!  Thank the Lord God in Heaven for them!

 

What has happened to our sensibilities?  With all these crude, coarse and instrusive language as well as videos invading our senses, what do these creatures want to happen to us?

 

It is not merely that they are out to trivialize our concepts and notions, to vulgarize our existence, and bastardize the information environment.  At the end of the day, we do not only lose our sensitivity and decency.  We shall have turned and become like these sick and ugly laman lupas that we never dreamt of being at any period in our lifetimes.

 

However, if you then try to point out how sick, dirty, these monsters and ogres are punishing us with their garbage and diseased brains, they fight back and shout we know nothing!  They behave like high and mighty, erudite and demure at the same time!  During the recent hearing of an inquiry – investigation  board into the cause of the MV Princess of the Stars tragedy, Mr. Edward Go said that he does not in any way have a copy of the most latest directive of the Philippine Coast Guard that prohibits shipping lines from making send-off decisions pertaining to their maritime vessels until they are given the say-so and particularly during inclement weather conditions.  Is he lying or is he lying?

 

The new directive was issued recently, dated 2007.  Go said all he has is a copy of a 1998 directive from the government maritime authorities.  That is 11 years ago!  Considering that as the earth spins, new developments happen even by the minute, by the hour, by the day, by the week and month, what Go was saying is patently unbelievable!!!  That maritime agencies will take 11 or more years to change instructions to shipping companies, is outrageously incredible!!!

 

Then that proves, they are on to something.  It is so deep that we lowly mortals do not have a friggin inkling of the damage they are wreaking upon us all until we’ll get tired and start praying that they’ll all go away into the spirit world.  There is an agenda to all these and we are helplessly in the dark.  Imagine a presidential state visit to the US and about seven hundred helpless people are murdered by Sulpicio?  Who are the Gos anyway but relatives of Gokongwei or members of the Gokongwei extended family?  Aren’t the Gokongweis fighting the government so they can put their own choice in the post of President?  Look at Robinson’s and its banks, they haven’t been robbed and held up.  But RCBC, SM, Banco de Oro, even government banks, government agencies – including National Food Authority (Jesus!!!), have been targeted and heavily, really heavily hit by robbery hold-up syndicates.

 

And we are talking about smelling and rotting carcasses to deaden our brains.

 

I believe it does not have to take a Sulpicio nor a typhoon Frank nor a rice and oil crisis nor unemployment, poverty and severe hunger for the blasted purveyors of this deadening of our senses and killing of our inherent goodness and decency to join the spirit world.  No, not at all.  These creatures could all go to heaven or hell for all we care but they do really have to go.

 

All these unhealthy dirty junk of our anti-people creatures should stop.  But it will take a really solid, united and simultaneous action.  And it will not necessarily be quaint action.  Like we can boycott ABS-CBN and Tribune, as well as all their allied media outlets.  We might also as well boycott Sulpicio.  I strongly endorse and will campaign here for that without batting an eyelash!

 

Let us by our own little ways, do concerted action to prevent, prohibit, stop these people from trivializing and vulgarizing everything so as to reduce our sense of decency and sensibilities.

 

Let us make them feel their own share of the pain they are causing us.  ABS CBN is not only oppressing us through the media.  Remember that it is shrinking us physically and spiritually by their stranglehold over Meralco and in turn Meralco’s stranglehold over every one of us.

 

Humanity has a long way to go and we do not need these cretins for taking away our inherent passions, feelings, humaneness by making us desensitized and callous, hardhearted and stone cold ruthless non-humans.

 

Frankly and honestly, if I have to just be terribly indecent about the thing, I’d just gladly cut off all the heads of these laman lupas and suffer neither guilt nor remorse afterwards.  At least a world free of these mongrels and diseased animals is enormously more bearable than suffering under them.

 

 

 

Requiem for Dead Princess and Doña: Franky? What’s wrong?

 

 

 

 

The Real Life Misfortunes of a No-Disaster-Preparedness-Plan-Scenario

 

 

 

 

The Kingdom mourns!!!  The Princess is Dead!!!  The Princess is Dead!!!  Hear!!!  Hear!!!  Princess is Dead!!!

 

(Jesus [f_g] Christ, it’s really terrible.  When the bandillero shouts his tonsils off, it really gets to me!)

 

A lot of ships big and small went down, including Her Highness, The Princess.  Yes,  my dear subjects, the Princess is Dead!!!  The Princess’ au pair in Show Business’ Best Love Team, was seen by paparazzi with another lady!

 

(Again, Jesus [f_g s_t] Christ! Each time the tsismis queens bawl their larynxes to kingdom come, I want to smash the idiot box with a hammer and ax!)

 

All told, more than a thousand people are either accounted for as dead, or missing. More painful, that one. Not knowing whether your loved one is alive, dead or totally eaten by sharks, or osterized to the smallest pieces by the elements.

 

According to Mr. Jimmy Gil (Live) over DZBB, he rode Princess of the Orient once and many months later, the Princess was properly seduced to dive into the ocean.  And the Princess died, along with her passengers and a number of the crews in September 18, 1998.  Out of 49 major marine mishaps that occurred since 1980, five major ones involved Suspicious Lines floating assets (Jimmy Gil [Live]‘s term, not mine).  Of course, the latest was MV Princess of the Stars that sank near Romblon on Sunday, according to a media research group.  (Don’t make me mention their name, hummph!  The enemy is listening.)

 

The biggest maritime tragedy in the world in peace time is Suspicious Lines’ MV Doña Paz’ collision with MT Vector.  This happened earlier, December 20, 1987.  From official reports, the number of casualties was a low 1,856, but investigations bear out that the extremely overpregnant Doña led 4,000 people to their deaths.  Not yet one year after the super pregnant Doña killed about 4,000 humans and liberated their spirits, October 24, 1988, MV Doña Marilyn, again of Suspicious Lines, ferried people to their deaths to destination Tacloban City. Nearly a hundred souls were freed from living flesh to join the spirit world.  Then of course, MV Princess of the Orient that released 70 spirits to either heaven or hell at a spot beside Fortune Island, Batangas Province.  Relatives searched for eighty loved ones, but these unfortunate ones were never ever found.  Up to this date?  Perhaps.  Or else, we would have heard of them in the news.  Again in 2005, at the onset of rains on the 7th of July 200 spirits would have been liberated from the flesh of humans being ferried by MV Princess of the World if the fire on board that floating asset had not been killed in the vicinity of the Zamboanga peninsula.  Five major disasters at sea.  All because Suspicious Lines made them, or helped make them happen.  How patently paralyzing is that?  On Sunday, June 22, 2008 in only  one storm, several ships, plus Suspicious’ Princess, were seduced by the demons in the water.  All of them dived.  Nearly two hundred from the small boats are still missing as this blog is being written.  More from the Princess.  Some inside the Princess’ belly.

 

All these frolicking ships and small boats, are a nuisance.  They tend to diminish life and undervalue property.  (Fucking major understatement of the year!)

 

And then there is the lack of a proper Disaster Preparedness Master Plan for the country.

 

It is hard to fault the NDCC.  They are of course, doing their jobs in the way they know best.

 

Without a Master Plan, there are no established parameters and criteria for damage and casualty preemption.

 

In short, no way Jose, can government actually see the loopholes and literal holes in Princesses and Doñas before they are sent swimming into the high seas.  No way will  government be able to indoctrinate these bruhas not to cavort with syokoys so they will not dive into the ocean.  Specially because they are carrying so many flesh-and-blood humans on their backs?

 

Perhaps, the country management team with Madame President at the helm, should apply the appropriate response to Arch Bishop Angel Lagdameo’s and his errand boy Rev. Fr. Quito Rio’s unsolicited advice:  Attend to the disasters in the country  instead of going into … errr… lavish errr…. in the US.

 

Well the fuck with the Arch (Enemigo) Bishop and The Most Rev. (ellious) Quito Rio.  They should have taught the proper morals, virtues, values and dogma to the parents of Princess Stariray, Princess Orientalia, Princess Worlda, Doña Paz, Doña Marilyn,  as well as instructed the Princesses and Doñas themselves as to the righteousness of succumbing to the seductions of the syokoys and diving into the deep without nary a Princess’ or a Doña’s fashion life jacket.

 

Years ago, hey!  calling Madame President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in the US!  errr….  years ago, there was this Department of National Defense (DND) concept paper for a disaster SQL software based (geographic information system format, dummy!) databasing, monitoring and response system.

 

The concept paper called for the establishment of a GIS for the NDCC, but one that will also have applications for logistics management within the department.  It was supposed to be satellite dependent.

 

But fools will always be fools.  And they will never really understand the  importance of true preparedness vs. a disaster.  Anyway, the calamity hasn’t arrived yet at the time and did not pose any clear and present, very imminent hazard.  The dearie foremost or former (deposed) Pres. Erap, bought several big TV screens and that was that.  The Presidents  before him were worse.  They ignored the calls.

 

A few big screens for a command and control, communications and intelligence for disaster?  Shit, Mr. Erap, disaster management is not show biz.  Well, at least there was fanfare.  How one wishes, the present and the coming new president will learn to be technologically and technically literate.  Shit!

 

Anyhow, these people’s folly is not any different from the stupid flood management experts in Mississippi who by their incompetence Louisiana nearly got erased from the map from super flash floods that hit that part of the US a couple of years ago.  Only Bourbon Street in New Orleans appear to have been spared.  (Devils living in the Street detest water, I guess.)  Now we are reeling from the wake of Typhoon Franky.

 

Now the peril has expressed itself succinctly.  There is no way around the truth that gradually we will have the magnitude of kids (killed-in-disaster, you moron), that was seen in the Thailand – Indonesia – Bangladeshi  tsunami tragedy, the recent China earthquake, and other super incidents where hundreds of thousands of spirits were released from their bodies.

 

Now agencies are holding meetings, so many of them.  Boards of Inquiries, Task Forces, you’re shitting me dears!  You’re totally shitting me!  When will it ever go into your heads to attack the problem now than later?

 

The Inquiries and Task Forces are good, I grant you that.  But the long-term solutions still need to be put in place.  Damn you!  Damn all of you!!!

 

A motley of experts were able to gather nearly twenty agencies in 1992 at the Camp Aguinaldo Officers’ Club to present and discuss the need for better disaster monitoring and warning systems.

 

Again, the good intentions and the capacity of the experts to provide strategic solutions to disaster emergency response and casualty prevention merely produced ennui among the superiors of the attendees of the presentation conference.  Instead, the inter-agency NDCC tried to improvise and make pitsi-pitsi solutions on its own and called it a successful programme… errrr … imitation movie.

 

Shit!

 

So now, we’re headed for the pits.  And no one can stop the diving of Princesses and Doñas into the ocean.

 

No one cares.  Absolutely, making money is nice.  But it is sad, that no one fucking cares about longer-term responses to our age-old problems.

 

With global warming to boot, indeed, we are not far from social loss in the magnitude of hundreds of thousands.  Eventually, a million.  Then multi-millions.  Just because corruption and graft, collusion and dark machinations for self-aggrandizement, while dangerous and life-threatening for the purveyors and the victims, is so much sweeter.

 

What happened here, Franky?  Pray tell, when you and your ilk will stop bothering us so that our stupid, fucking high hats and leaders will be able to keep on stealing from the national coffers and their counterparts in the private sector will also get filthy rich(er), As Time Goes By.

 

Stop your cousins Franky!!!  Stop your brothers and sisters!!!  Go to other places!!!  Not here in the Philippines!!!  Fuck global warming!!!  Fuck increased tropical rainfalls and stronger typhoons!!!

 

It’s party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Break it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YEAH!!!!

 

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Hey, you truly miss the point.  I’m a writer of satire.  Actually now, I’m particularly angry.  If the conservatively dashing Mr. Go Sioc So or Mr. Edward Go of Suspicious Lines happens to pass me by at this time, I’ll take a huge bamboo pole and stick it to his ass!!!  And acupuncture his penis with chopsticks!!!

 

Oooomph!!!  Good!!!  God!  I’d be better soon…