First Prize Gets One Hundred Million (100,000,000)

Someone sent me an email saying that he has a game better than the PCSO has ever imagined in its entire existence.  Here is his game.  (I think I’m going to be sick, excuse me…)

If you can answer any six of these questions plus the required answer to question number 20, you will get a reward. It’s better than Lotto. It’s not games of chance.

1. Is it true that Noynoy is autistic?

2. Is it true that Many Money Villar owes GSIS, PagIbig, SSS and other government financial institutions as of Erap’s regime, a total of more than Seven Billion Philippine Pesos (+P7,000,000,000) and is not paying these debts? Is it true that he isn’t giving out the titles of the houses he sells to customers?

3. Is it true that Mama P and Michael Rey were discovered naked in Crame?

4. Who is the Mayor who is called the most prominent Satanista of Zamboanga?

5. Who is the big Satanista with thousands of devils on his back?

6. Who is the smaller Satanista with big ears with only one thousand plus devils on his back?

7. Who is the candidate whose uncle refused that he runs for president?

8. Who is the ex-candidate for president whose real family is Quezon but is using the surname of another family?

9. Who is numbah one and numbah two candidate who will get a mountain of cash from Mainland China?

10. Who is the teevee guy who wants to run with Many Money and build a Mall with him?

11. Who is the teevee guy who is shy about becoming president because he was a former janitor?

12. Who is the man who was threatened with resignation by Mama P because he murdered Edgar Bentain?

13. Who is the guy who was appointed DILG Secretary because Mama P threatened to resign from daddy president and expose him?

14. Who is the little boy in Malacanang who stole a lot of money and was forced to go back after being kicked out so he can pay back the stolen fund?

15. Who was the president who buried the Philippines in debt by signing agreements, national debt papers, while he was dead drunk?

16. Who was the president who signed hundreds of thousands of documents without knowing what she signing about and her little nigger boy stole Marcos’ thousands of polo barongs?

17. Who was the president whose hands swam between lady friends’ legs even in public places?

18. Who was the president who got a lady pregnant with son that later wed Manuel Acuna Roxas, Sr.?

19. Why does Miss Korina Sanchez hate males who rescue accident victims?

20. Can you guess and tell me in the comments section, what’s my next question?

Now let’s start our play for 100,000,000!!!

Anyone?

Will Noynoy not fold up?

Noynoy declared he is running for president. Carie says, he is not fit. Mar withdrew from the presidential race but Noynoy said today he offered the Vice President slot to Mar.

What happens next? The show of force at Club Filipino was quite formidable. Better if they could convert that into votes. But kulelat the Noynoy. And he might continue to be so.

This means there is really no Cory magic after all. So will he stay or fold up later? We don’t know and have not yet talked to our friends supporting Noynoy. But FVR? He always works major magic, anytime, anywhere. Read the full content of Carie’s post also here…

Cory

The hairs at the back of my head are raised, standing upright at carrie’s blog.  My God!  In Boston, my beloved Massachusetts! Why didn’t I know about it? My God!!!

This is the lead of carrie’s blog post:

THE VERY, VERY SAD DEATH OF PRESIDENT CORY

The vaunted Dinner in NY pales in comparison with the “Boston Flower Arrangement”

FACTS

Before and during the wake and funeral of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY, it was bruited about that the Filipinos lost a mother, a woman of integrity, an icon, etcetera. They say that the death of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY was a great loss to the Filipino nation but it was also an opportunity to use her alleged popularity to kick out GMA from the presidency, among other possibilities.

1. CORY used to refer to Sen. Benigno AQUINO, Jr. NINOY as her partner in life, dearest love, etc.
2. CORY used the advocacy of NINOY for democracy to propel her candidacy
3. CORY openly professed her love and devotion to NINOY and to God
4. Kris Cojuangco AQUINO KRIS said during her eulogy, “Dad take care of Mom, you are her one and only” or some such bullshit, and that …
… AQUINO family, civil society, political opposition and some former fence sitters (middle roaders), declared that there was a massive turn out during the funeral of CORY…this can be exploited to mobilize a new People Power at EDSA (or elsewhere) and overthrow …GMA… can be used to support any anti-GMA move such as in the 2010 elections, coup d’ etat, other purposes… CORY was never corrupt… lived with integrity…very thrifty, accommodating …cooked for everyone .. famous for … special spaghetti, … right to call on the resignation of GMA… a nationalist…most humble …down to earth and pro-masses…a saint … should be canonized by Vatican…  more about the article here

Kudos (II) to Gilberto C. Teodoro, Jr.

 

DBM money for faxes, electric fans, and Disaster Assistance etc.

 

First,  even if the Pag-Asa is under the Department of Science and Technology, it is Sec. Gilberto Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. who is the chief whip of the inter-agency task group that coordinates disaster assistance. . . I was extremely surprised when I was told that suddenly Pag-Asa faxed an unsolicited message from a Quezon City number to selected government offices.  Even if the fax contained near-microscopic letters and minute drawings of clouds, rains, suns, it provided a good view of the coming weather conditions and what kind of preparations one should make… It makes Teodoro a good leader, a very good secretary and cabinet man.  There aren’t many good Queen’s and King’s Ministers all round us.  But Teodoro is a candidate for an Olympic gold medal for being fast on the job.  So kudos Mr. Secretary!  More of this post here…

 

If Anwar could read this…

Dato’ Seri Anwar bin Ibrahim, all-time favorite political figure of Malaysia was in the Philippines reportedly for two days.  From his itenerary he was to attend a forum at RCBC on Islam and Peace.  From the media, we are told that he met first with former president Fidel Valdez Ramos together with his spouse MP Wan Azizah wan Ismail, then he went to No. 1 Polk St., Greenhills for a dinner hosted by Erap for him and Desperate Housewives star and Jon Stewart’s slut, Cory Aquino.

Anwar is not loved by his former mentor — Dr. Mahathir Mohamad — Malaysia’s former Prime Minister-PM.  Some of the other incumbents and has-beens in Malaysia do not like Anwar.  No wonder they threw him in jail.

It is merely because, Anwar is open about cooperating, as needed, with the West, something that is abominable to many fundamentalist and self-declared nationalists and patriots of Malaysia.  The primary defense if you ask me, is that Anwar had to diplomatically deal with the rest of the world being the Malaysian emissary on finance and economic matters.  That was the job Mahathir originally gave him in the first place.  But as always, no one is able to please everybody all the time.  Human nature.

Anwar simply had no qualms about trying to please all fellow Malaysians, fellow Muslims and other creatures about the things he was doing for the good of Malaysia.  So that’s how he got into trouble.

Erap and Cory think they are Anwar’s closest friends.  Where does that leave the Lady by the Pasig?  Pres. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo?  Not necessarily in the kankungan.   Not necessarily.

When he was younger, Anwar as an activist, travelled to the Philippines and sought refuge here among fellow intellectuals and activists.  Not surprising if Anwar will be well-acquainted with Nurijin Misuari popularly known as Nur, who was a protege of former activist Renato Constantino, the father of Carina Constantino David, wife of Randolph David.

Along with Nur Misuari, there were others with whom Anwar interacted with very deeply in the Philippines.  Among them was intellectual, Cesar A. Majul, foremost historian and deeply respected professor in the University of the Philippines and in the whole community of scholars, academicians and intellectuals.  Another was Majul’s own ward, Prof. Jalaluddin.  And possibly, currently Institute of Islamic Affairs Prof. (Ustadz) Julkipli Wadi, more or less a counterpart of Jalaluddin.

From the venerable Prof. Majul, Anwar learned to respect Jose Rizal, Apolinario Mabini and other Filipinos more than most pinoys could ever ever do.  In a way, Anwar volunteered himself as a student of the great Prof. Majul.

The present events in Malaysia are staggering, although they are peaceful and never tainted with threats of coups by paid-for nincompoop generals, colonels, majors, captains, lieutenants, sergeants and privates or even military deserters and very very brave non-military quislings, nor hyfalutin reform and armed revolution blackmailing threats by communists, nor the hostaging of the peace through a punitive wave of high crimes.

Anwar is riding the crest of the wave of these events.  Together with his spouse Dr. Azizah they are creating a more open, more democratic society out of our brother Malay nation.

Sen. Heherson Alvarez said so in his late-night interview with Anwar and Dr. Azizah that was possibly done at Dusit Hotel, in Makati, for TV station channel 4.  (At least that’s what the camera kept showing during the intermissions.)

Anwar’s political party recently harvested a huge victory during the recent parliament elections in Malaysia, taking about one third of the entire delegates of the Malaysian Parliament.  The United Malay Nationalist Organisation  or UMNO, has slowly lost its credibility and its coalesced political parties are in danger of switching to the side of Anwar.

From a very positive point of view, Anwar has arrived in Malaysian politics.  It would be regrettable however if he would be treated by the powers that be like the late Madame Bhutto, who had to go down by an assassin’s bullet.

I pray that the Malaysians will be decent enough to allow the waves of change to sweep over their country as peacefully as can be.  I will not fault Anwar for considering Erap and Cory as friends.  As persons, they must have shown kindness and goodness to Anwar, in one way or the other.  As politicians and professionals, there is nothing for me to say about a relationship between Erap – Cory and Anwar.  I doubt if they have anything good to contribute to the Malaysian peaceful revolution that could help.  If for no other reason, Anwar should not even touch Erap and Cory’s tainted politics with a ten-foot pole.

I will not pretend to be the blogging expert on demonology, but after all, even in Islam, there is Pazuzu, one of the arabic terms for Satan or Devil — also generically known as the jinn  or “genie” and Anwar must be wary of Erap and Cory’s Pazuzu.

Mabuhay! Future Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim!!! May your struggle in Malaysia bear fruit! May God be with You!!! May the Pazuzu not influence you in any way! We will all pray for your victory!!!