Archangel’s letter to H.E. Ban Ki-moon

Archangel wrote the below communiqué to u.n. as part of the agenda for the HMES 2010:

October 31, 2009

HIS EXCELLENCY
BAN KI-MOON
Secretary General
United Nations

Dear Mr. Secretary General:

Greetings!

Every 5th of June since 1972 is commemorated by the United Nations as the World Environment Day.

In 2010-2011, scientists report that there will be a solar maximum that has not occurred since fifty years ago as reported in this article from Science@NASA:

Click here to view the entire contents…

This dream is a long time coming. The advocacy to make mapping available to poor and developing countries somehow will become the new paradigm. This is what archangel calls as a shift in whole policy regimes, from those of nation states to that of combines.

Good job his team is doing!  And kudos to His Excellency Hilario Davide  and the other leaders as shown in this item from today’s Philippine Star for championing our firm and determined call to transform PAGASA into a space agency or in this case, for a particular instituion of government’ to have a stronger capability to engage in brisker data communications (satellite) or to source more information from outer space.

We might be moving in the right direction…  Everyone of us is invited to take part in this positive move that is gathering good momentum…

They’re Killing Americans in Jolo now

There is a wave of bombings in Sulu Province. And now, it’s Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos all over. American troops are the target. And this only happened now. This time the culprits employed a high explosive. And the method of delivery was a landmine. Something that is never done traditionally by Abu Sayyaf. And sure enough, quick to the interview, were the opposers of the visiting forces agreement. While the victims of Typhoon Ondoy in Manila are crying, American soldiers are dying in Sulu. What do they have to kill the Americans for? They’re building water facilities for Muslims who need water each time they pray, and that’s five times a day, sometimes more. They’re even helping build Islamic schools out there. They built a disaster response center at the back of the Provincial Capitol Building for God’s sake! Still the terrorists and bandits want them dead. What, for VFA to be kicked out the door? Spare the young and helpful US soldiers assigned there please, calling on our Muslim brothers. The enemy is greater from within (greater Jihad). Those that help bring prosperity cannot be the enemy.  When we were in Sulu, we thought we stepped on a different planet. We were set back about sixty to one hundred years backward!!! Why? Isn’t there an agenda to that?

RISE UP SULU!  RISE!
TAKE UP THE CUDGELS FOR PROGRESS!
PEACE!
DEVELOPMENT!
RISE BROTHERS, SISTERS, RISE!

Cory

The hairs at the back of my head are raised, standing upright at carrie’s blog.  My God!  In Boston, my beloved Massachusetts! Why didn’t I know about it? My God!!!

This is the lead of carrie’s blog post:

THE VERY, VERY SAD DEATH OF PRESIDENT CORY

The vaunted Dinner in NY pales in comparison with the “Boston Flower Arrangement”

FACTS

Before and during the wake and funeral of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY, it was bruited about that the Filipinos lost a mother, a woman of integrity, an icon, etcetera. They say that the death of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY was a great loss to the Filipino nation but it was also an opportunity to use her alleged popularity to kick out GMA from the presidency, among other possibilities.

1. CORY used to refer to Sen. Benigno AQUINO, Jr. NINOY as her partner in life, dearest love, etc.
2. CORY used the advocacy of NINOY for democracy to propel her candidacy
3. CORY openly professed her love and devotion to NINOY and to God
4. Kris Cojuangco AQUINO KRIS said during her eulogy, “Dad take care of Mom, you are her one and only” or some such bullshit, and that …
… AQUINO family, civil society, political opposition and some former fence sitters (middle roaders), declared that there was a massive turn out during the funeral of CORY…this can be exploited to mobilize a new People Power at EDSA (or elsewhere) and overthrow …GMA… can be used to support any anti-GMA move such as in the 2010 elections, coup d’ etat, other purposes… CORY was never corrupt… lived with integrity…very thrifty, accommodating …cooked for everyone .. famous for … special spaghetti, … right to call on the resignation of GMA… a nationalist…most humble …down to earth and pro-masses…a saint … should be canonized by Vatican…  more about the article here

Why is Erap still alive if there’s War?

Anatomy of a Counterfeit Conflict

 

Good Lord in the heavens! Lion of the Maze says, if the War in Mindanao is authentic, then Piñol whose province was the first supposedly attacked by MILF should actually be dead by now instead of innocent men, women and children. Even the high and mighty Justice Antonio Carpio, he says, should actually be dead now. And former Pres. Estrada. And he asks, why are these people still alive? Because the conflict in Mindanao is counterfeit, fake, artificial, he says. Dr. Cesar Majul, Raschid Lucman, should now really be turning in their graves. Read the post here…

Christian Tolerance

i liked jurassic the movie. the present reminds me succinctly of it.

 

This Post:

 

Lovingly Dedicated to the Memory of Prof. Jalal ud-Din de los Santos, a moderate, patriotic Muslim.

 

In Tribute to Fr. Joaquin Bernas, SJ who perfectly exemplifies this post: Christian love and tolerance.

 

 

A POLICY OF TOLERANCE

 

The USIP recognized the low recognition and acceptance of Christians for Muslims. USIP clearly exerted so much effort to study in depth the Southern Philippine question. And found hope that this low acceptance can somehow be reformed. USIP conducted many fora, seminars, trainings, workshops, from Manila to Mindanao. With some little success, they report but with higher hopes than the one they had originally started.

 

Actually, this is much more quintessentially expressed in Prof. Jalal ud-din de los Santos’ concept that in order for the conflicts in Mindanao to be resolved, there has to be a unified policy advocacy of tolerance for the Muslims in Southern Philippines.

 

Read the rest of the post later…

 

Should Mindanao really just be for Mindanawons?

 

This recent blog of Lion of the Maze’  Mindanao is really meant for its original people is even much more haunting.

 

Centering: Post SONA 2008

 

Some People Just Can Take So Ayan Na

 

My dear allevii, I like mushrooms too!  You failed to mention mushroom omelet, it is heavenly!  Garlic sauce or catsup could really titillate your palette and make the omelet taste oh-so oh… oh… oh… wonderful!!!  Read more on sona bashings here…

The target of the bashers — full text of GMA’s SONA

Also a target of the bashers — video of SONA courtesy of Brando

 

Sen. Mar Roxas’ secretary

 

 

 

I like science fiction but nothing beats this stupid little story about the secretary of Sen. Mar Roxas who’s been going around telling everyone of the secrets talked about in her boss’ office.  Hehehe.  Naughty allevii!!! 

 

 

 

 

The Little Secretary and the Language Police Read more about the post here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the vaunted July 18 earthquake kuno and the Blessed Mysteries of Santo Rosario de Calamidad

 

 

 

 

 

Disaster Mysteries

and Disasters Known:

The Big Difference

 

 

 

We are sadly caught in a silent movie.  Not just any movie, it’s a really silent, horror movie.  It comes complete with a religious twist too!  Something about a rosary, the blessed mysteries and, for the suspense-action part of it, bang!  A calamity!!!

 

Calling the attention of Hon. Gilbert Teodoro and his uncle, Mr. Eduardo Danding Cojuangco: running the defense juggernaut of this country is not merely about working on selective potentials.  Calling on your consciences.  Calling on the Hon. Leandro Mendoza, Rey Berroya, Guiling Mamondiong, Lenlen Bautista:  running the transportation and communications concern of the country is a serious business.  Pray tell, when heads will start rolling.

 

There appears to be a very wide gaping chasm between the events that caused the present plight of the MV Princess of the Stars, the smaller sea vessels that sank in the wake of Typhoon Frank, the victims of the tropical storm in the regions and even in the capital region, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera and our cumulative available information and knowledge about disaster, calamity, natural occurrences, environmental flashpoints.

 

People, look once, twice, thrice and quar… WTF! at the National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC) — the only agency in the world as they say that makes disasters work properly — website.  What are they saying?

 

For instance, the Tsunami Hazard maps of the country — repeat — the country, Republic of the Philippines – is graphically represented only by Infanta, Real, Nakar (also known as REINA).

 

In the Earthquake Hazard maps again only the REINA is shown.

 

And so forth, and so on.  Then we visit the Phivolcs.  It shows its own hazard maps in horrendously minute images, in very, very small pixels, that if you expand them, they blot, scatter, blow, whathaveyou.

 

Possibly, even a simple Philippine Map by the Phivolcs, will literally kill you with apoplexy.  Why do they have to show us these things?  These are an insult to our small intelligence. To think that both Department of National (It) Depens, and the Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, are paying supposedly technically competent personages!  OMG!

 

Look at the fault line drawn by Phi(bble)(Jo)kes in their so-called map!  Shit!

 

You can see two parallel lines besides (the left and right) 7,000+ Philippine Islands and there is a teeny, weeny blurred line here and there inside the land masses that are also tiny tiny tiny!

 

To get a decent idea of where the fault lines run, you still have to go to far-away sites like the USGS, the Carleton College online encyclopedia site, while the site of NDCC will leave you breathless, with anger and a sudden illness.

 

Now comes the greatest of them all:  Tessie Tomas’ favorite lampoon topic, FAG- ASS- AH A!!!

 

The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration.  In its page, about what they intelligently call PSWS, you are treated to a series of drawings of Pre-School, Kindergarten or at its best, Grade 1 simplicity.  You can really understand the assholes as if they are conversing with you in plain fucking baby talk.  Bull fucking shit!  But wait!

 

The daring heading of the page is Modified Philippine Public Storm Warning Signals.

 

The FAG ASS AH A proceeds to explain in simple, farmerly, peasantly, fisherfolkly, urban poorly terms what the twigs and branches do when a typhoon blows over their little asses.  Then they have this quaint little home page.  Again, like Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, there is that teeny, tiny, weeny map (connected to brain dwarfism or mental nanism) syndrome again.

 

Now, people, ladies and gentlemen, relatives, friends, and lovers, this is not a joking blog post.

 

This is serious business.  Why do we have these holy mysteries being perpetrated by DND, NDCC, OCD (Office of Civil [It] Depens), DOTC, DOST, PHIVOLCS, PAG-ASA and all their fucking allied agencies?

 

Why not help us all be informed properly about disasters waiting to erupt in our midsts?

 

For instance, is it a shame to admit that Rey Punongbayan took the super secret of the Marikina – University of the Philippines at Diliman – Pasig internal earthquake fault line to his grave?

 

Imagine the United Nations or World Bank funding that fucking research just to flush out the fault lines in the Philippines and all we are being given is a fucking teeny, tiny, weeny shamefully small pixeled image of the earthquake hazard map of the country that cannot even be used decently in any presentation!

 

On the part of the DND, NDCC, OCD, DOTC, they have all the great maps in their possession.

 

They do not need to show the intelligence secrets in some of the maps they prepare!  Damnit!!!

 

All they need to show, are maps that the NAMRIA, DND-AFP and DOTC-PCG already have that could be usable for public consumption and these are easily digitized by passing them over a flatbed scanner, about the size of a coffin.  Hopefully, their own coffin as well.  Nothing really needs to be compromised!  You shits, you!!!

 

And the PAG-ASA, what Modified fucking bull is it talking about?  We are far from having a real localized, much more national public warning system for storms and whatever.  What modified are they talking about?

 

And the Department of Environment and Natural Resources — DENR under Sec. Jose Atienza is doing no better.  Do we have an environmental hazard map?  DENR through NAMRIA has been spending a lot for Geographic Information Systems along with the Land Registration Authority or LRA.  Do we have a decent hazard map of potential nature flashpoints?  With the global warming plague coming, is DENR properly addressing the threats?

 

It is the National Science Week for (f_g) christ’s sake!  Are there going to be no policy statements that will be made about our bline ness and blayt?  God almighty!!!  And the bishops and priests are doing the political salsa, salsa, salsa but not moving the concerned to look after our real welfare!!!  The Shits!!!

 

And look at the Protestants, led by chief justice!  Susmaryosep!!! What are all these idiots doing?

 

No wonder, the Suspicious Lines was blaming, in the same breath, GOD, (daw) and PAGASA.

 

I would not mind putting the blame on PAGASA for the oil price hike, the collapsation and near drowning of Joe Perez a/k/a Joe De Venecia in the muddy canals of Qatar, the kidnapping and carnal re awakening of Ces Drilon, Homobono Adaza arrest, the foiled attempt of the Adaza-Fortun-Mapalo-Cardeño-Amboy-Peña gang to assassinate the Filipino partners of the japon client of Fortun to blame the japon and make him vomit a happily tremendous load of shit dirty money, the kuno-kuno kudeta so the arrest and detention will justifiably be inane and inadequate, the earthquake in china, the terrorism against the Beijing Olympics by the Tibetans, etcetera, etcetera, the emerging dementia of the chief justice of the supreme court, and so many other things so pervading in the air.

 

And DOST, what in hell is it doing wallowing in total shitty surroundings and working conditions in Bicutan, Taguig and not requesting for better funding and better facilities and not writing project proposals for grants to people like Filipino Fr. Dan Ceballos in Europe (can be contacted through the Catholic Church and the Catholic communications center in Sta. Mesa), who could push huge, enormous amounts of money in foreign currencies to build laboratories, buy equipment, materials, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.  For fucking love of god!  DOST cannot even buy a decent electric fan in its ground floor laboratory!  No wonder it cannot dish out good technologies because barely little of its money goes into decent spending.  It can’t even print a decent map of the Philippines and its earthquake faults and this Brazilian nincompoop’s warning about a July 18,2008 disaster keeps everyone awake, alive, dreamy, suddenly bereft and deprived of morning and evening sex, frustrated about the missing first million, angst-ridden, suffering from ear pain, tooth ache, stomach cramps, back aches, arthritis, gout, high blood, murmuring heart, syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, HIV, SARS, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Susmaryosep! Susmaryosep …  Talaga!!!  Tanga!!!

 

So we are a people meandering in abject darkness, divested of our supreme natural right to be informed citizens of the Republic, our Chief Justice is traipsing all around about EJK, EJK, EJK kuno, susmaryosep!!!  And we  will all be swept by the genocide of nature in magnitude greater than suspicious lines’ murderings and mass assassination, as DOST jet-setting wannabes are schlepping all over the globe and hopping from one fancy hotel and restaurant to another in the guise of Technology Quest, Technology Coordination, Technology Research, Technology Design, Technology Development, Scientific Endeavors, and all that ersatz!  And all we get to be shown are small pixels of pictures that are put to total and absolute shame by the sleazy FHM Magazine of the Gokongweis!!!

 

Por dios por santo!!!

 

Totally, an unwonderful world, pardon the pun Mr. James Morrison.

 

In the next nine to ten days prior to July 18, if the Brazilian crazy’s earthshaking predictions will prove to be right after all, what are we to do?  We shall lie in languor and await our dire fortunes.  The Corinthian Gardeners will humbly exercise their patience to lead themselves to their own extinction, and we will fall after them if they grasp our toes, hair, edge of our shirts, pants, skirts, socks, shoes, boots, fingers, panties, bras, tampons, condoms, IUDs, noses, ears, mouths, penises, pubic hairs, vaginas, rectums, eyes, or in a really authentic disaster’s milieu, as favoredly announced by media always, if the Corinthian Gardeners happen to  hold on to our or a portion of intestines, livers, nerves, muscles, pelvises, spinal columns, bones …

 

Whatever.

 

Ewwwwe!!!!

 

 

 

 

D’ SELECT  RESPONSE,  MERIT

AND  AWARD,  CITATION  OF

THE  PIPOL  AND  D’  NATION:

 

 

LON RENDYER:  Hoy!  Mga kinauukulan, magsikilos na kayoooo!!!

 

ANTI-LUSLUS:   Haaay iNaku, dioskupu! hindi talaga ako pinatulog nitong pekeng sahy kick na ito na bagum bago – jucelino nobrega da luslos.  Ala laging pambili ng gamot sa kanyang nahuhulog na itlog, kaya pala nanggigising ng ibang tao kasi siya rin hindi talaga maka sleep sa kanyang kaluslos luslos na kalagayan.  Kawawa naman din pala, gusto sana talaga siyang tulungan.  Papaliguan ko ng kumukulong mantika para maluto ang kanyang hulog hulog na itlog.

 

TOTUT:    Kaya lihim nilang gaganapin ang National Science and Technology Week (NSTW kuno) at si pangulong gma, mag i spit na nakataklob ang katawan para nakatago at di nakikita at gagawin ang Asean Science and Technology Week (ASS TW) na lahat ng poreyner naka talukbong din ang mukha para di mahalata na nakikisama silang sikretong nagpupugay sa mga sira ulong pinoy na takot sa pagbubulag sa kanilang mga kababayan.

 

Q:  Assholes DOST, DOTC, PAGASA, DND, DENR, GMA!!!

 

KUTKOT:  Kaya pala tayo nag re ak sa Da Luz, eh binubulag pala tayo nila TODORO of De-ND, si ESTILA BALBASTRO de Balatubas of DOST, ! 

 

RR:  What happens to official time and the people’s taxes there you brujos, brujas, impactas, impactos!!!  Shit!  You f_g csheeet all of you!!!  Exactly, what are you people trying to prove by leaving the entire Philippine population and some leery foreign visitors into your site blind?

 

DEDE:  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!*$&^%)$#

 

FF:  Are you insane or are you insane?  Are all of you demented or are all of you incapacitated?  In that sense, there is no need for you to keep getting your salaries!!!  No need for the suffering public to be subsidizing your whims and caprices you lechers, you!!!  Shit!!!

 

SS:  Dios mio, perdona mi!  Diyos ko pooo!  Bakit ninyo kami pinagkaitan ng matitinong tao sa gobyerno!!!!!!!!  Napaka demonyo ninyooooo!!!!

 

JACK ALL:   Hoy!  Mga buwisit na demonyo, carajo, bastardos kayo, aba’y tigilan niyo ngang paglololokohin kami haa!!!  Ano’ng modipay monay public stom stom kayo dyan?

 

VOY VAYYOTTE:  Me?  I could really modify, totally make over the faces and asses of these assholes!  Tyyyyype!

 

SIM MOURA:  Palibhasa ang gagagago ninyo, pati kami isasali ninyo sa mga pisikal ninyong mga ugnayan — lantad man o tago, at hot mo s per(a)ic ninyong pangungulimbat at astronomiko ninyong pangangailangan at ambisyun at kahambugan!!! Mga diyaskeng kabayo kayo!!!  Damuhong walang kabuti-buting asal, pwee!!!!  Letse kayo para kayong walang mga nanay, mga damonyo kayong maiitim ang kaluluwa!!!  Mag sa impiyerno na kayoooo!!!

 

MOTHERHOOD:   Walang hiyaaaa!!!  Bastos!!!  Caramba!!!  Carajo!!!  Ijo de puta!!!  Ija de Diablo!!!

 

SEGS:  Hoy!!!  Kayo!!!  Mga gago, tarantado!!!  Buwang buwang!!!  Mamatay na sana kayong lahat putaaaa!!!!

 

T:   Secretary ng DOST, putang ina ka!  Hindi ba kayo nahihiya?  Ninanakaw niyo ba ang salapi ng departamento?  Papatayin kitaaa!!!!!

 

H:  In the late 1990s, Sec. Gloria invited me to meet with him in his own office, at the Office of the Secretary of the DOST.  His own computer in his room was moldy and super antique and its program when everyone was using state of the art processing software, was Wordstar.  Fucking DOST!!!  Unbelievable!!!  Unbelievable!!!

 

Girbaudz:  Amen,  fucking Shit,  to that!

 

 

 

 

 

If RP will have a real coup d’ etat and suplicio, better vessels…

Bereavement and Redemption

 

 

 

 

The sulpicio lines tragedy hits close to the heart  and I haven’t really been done with grief.  But then too, I have to do anger management.  The bad reaction of government, letting the sulpicio operate once again dahil bad for the economy daw, is in poor taste.

 

What will happen if RP will have better ships, specially sulpicio?

 

The tragedy should never have had happened at all.  But that is preposterous.  Pure wishful thinking.  It will take an honest-to-goodness coup d’ etat by good-hearted people and real leaders to change the way things are, unless our present leaders wake up to reality and start not walking backwards but a little forward even if an inch or a millimeter at a time.

 

So much is in store for the country, but of course only a mere few know that.  And I cannot even tell you anything of it.  At least not on this blog.  But go to the US and Canada and you might get wind of it.  Ask your friends back in the States.  They know.  It’s just the poor Juan de la Mahinahon who is absolutely clueless of his very, very, very good fortune to come!

 

That’s why, compared  to New York (with the exception of a big chunk of states like Virginia — let me take this occasion to say Hi!!!  to all the beautiful neighbors in John Denver country hehehe), this country the Philippines is much more preferable and loaded with hope!!!   Certainly you can’t take a little optimism away from a fucking insatiable satirist and cynic like this writer.  Aba, pagbigyan mo na.  Paminsan-minsan.  Naman.  Namaaaan!!!

 

Very poor taste.  That  instant  allowing  of  suspicious lines to operate.  Of course the rest of the shipping industry’s facilities are inferior.  But where in the shipping industry and Philippine aviation is there no inferiority?  Where ?  pray tell…  hmmm?  …  that … hmmmm?

 

Gen. Teroy Isleta, one of the grand old men of aviation, says that Only In The Philippines can we see air planes (and presumably ships) that are bought as junk and made to fly (or sail) again.  Inay ku pu!!!  Hesusmaryosep!!!

 

These junks are bought at cheap cost, delivered to RP as chop-chop (remember the chop-chop cars?) and welded together to form a Voila!!!  Brand new (recon) vessel!!!

 

Hep, heeeeep!!!!  Hurrrraaaaay!!!!!!

 

Score one for the Marvel Comics scAvengers!!!!

 

Shit!

 

Ain’t anybody going to change that?  The Man with the Big Kapre Cigar, Wespowent Graduate, Engineer by degree (not by profession), could not change that.  How much more our dear Madam President, who Big Kapre Cigar Man says, is only a teacher!!!  Pray tell me, who are you voting for our next president?

 

Don’t tell me that it will be Barack Obama!!!  And his local boy!!! He (Barack) seems like a decrepit and seriously incapacitated idiot to become a world leader.  A vote for his accomplice in these parts will be our damnation!!!

 

We’ll continue to live in a fogged existence with all the chop-chop shit in our midst, corruption, mendicancy, inferiority, enslavement to the so-called much vaunted Bilderberg shits, and so on and so forth.

 

The sad part about it is Barack, and presto!  his local anointed prexy candidate might win!

 

Shit!  And double fuck!!!

 

But that really is bad for the victims of our latest controversial sea tragedy.  It means that there will be more victims come final showdown times.  And we’re not even talking of the end of the world.

 

And imagine, it can really only happen here.  Look at the people living in Corinthian Gardens.  They’re sitting on a big pile of soil, rocks, sweetly rolling landscaped sites, mansion / palatial sized houses, that are on top of a huge earthquake fault.

 

At least, when the big earthquake comes, along with a tsunami, then liquefaction to a superlative degree, all the filthy rich –  particularly those with a bad attitude to us their poorer brethren — will be taken by the lord who is allegedly in heaven.

 

Good riddance you fucks!!!

 

Unfortunately for these filthy damnable rich, the earthquake might come sooner than expected because of global warming.

 

Is it logical that we will see secret lipat bahay operations and hush-hush real estate deals in the immediate future between and among the residents of Corinthian Gardens and their willing buyer-victims?

 

Unless some of our beloved fucking Corinthianers are really pragmatics or future Corinthian Gardener residents are fearless nincompoops who will say that if it is truly their time na, they’ll just roll with the tremors and dance with the liquefying hearth and raise their hands to welcome the onrush of the tsunami that might still, by the grace of god, reach up to their necks in their part of the land.  Yeheeey!!!

 

Cheap shits!

 

So if the humble Corinthian Gardens citizens can afford to live in shaky and turbulent environment, why can’t we poor ones accept the fate of riding chop-chop ships, airplanes and buses all through our lives!  Sila nga tanggap na nila na mamatay sila pag nilamon sila ng lupa (buti nga!) tayo pa kaya na walang kuwenta?

 

There goes my bereaved feelings for the dead, drowned, eaten up and buried victims of sulpicio and future epitaph for the Corinthian Gardens fucks.

 

eghghghf

 

 

At 6 pm on July 2, 2008, Vice President Tito Guingona, Sr. coinciding with the birthday of Madam Imelda  Marcos, launched his memoirs at Manila Hotel, entitled Fight for the Filipino.  It is only fitting that the former President of the strongest political party fete himself and his friends with so-called significant memoirs for all scholars and soon-to-be famous countrymen to  study  and  extol  to high heavens in the future.  Fitting also that our beloved (albeit, bone thin and severely,  acutely  canceric and tubercolic -looking) vice president is a former fighter for freedom, democracy, etcetera, etcetera.  Etcetera.  Or at least that is what he wants us all to believe.

 

So the vice presidency?  Well-deserved.  Accolades for his book?  Very, very well-deserved.  Tito served his country.  Well.  Very, very well. 

 

But….

 

Some say that the most part of the book are not really about the life of one Tito Guingona but a quick gathering of highly selected anecdotes, claims, declarations, commentaries, ridicules, riddles, attempts at prose and poetry but all meant to spite Madam Gloria Arroyo.  All intended to denounce the regime under her and the boys and girls hiding under the Queen’s skirts and doing unmentionable damned things underneath.  Sneaky Devil that Tito!!!

 

There is nothing in the book of course that tells us about the great, wholly entertaining addiction of entertainer son cinema and stage Director Bart Guingona (isn’t he a closet or open gay?), the extreme addiction of G-Boy Guingona (isn’t he the congressman or some other politician following after the footsteps of daddy daddy?)  as well as the  wild ways of Marie Guingona, most possibly also as an addict and confirmedly a drunkard.  She totally loves booze and sex, all in one sentence or one word altogether.

 

When she gets drunk, she mouths expletives against Madam Gloria.

 

Tito of course, most certainly, would not reveal a cloak and dagger type secret:  he was a stool pigeon among the real fighters of democracy.  He was a quisling of the security apparatchiks.  He was not a real reformist, revolutionary, etc.

 

He was…

 

A fake.It’s  alright, his handlers would say,  He served the country well.  Indeed!  Hmmppph!!!

 

Look at his face, his bulging eyes, that seem to almost jump at you.  His body is so emaciated some people say, the only thing keeping his skin from falling off his bones are drugs.  When he was vice president and secretary of foreign affairs, he was reputed to be the drug addict Malacañang was touted for having  in  the  Cabinet.  Wow!!!

 

Dear  Tirititots KinKonga de Torotots  must be suffering from kArMa for having been the stool pigeon, gun runner, etc. that he is and for all the other bad things he has been doing to all his fellow creatures on earth.

 

You never really would have believed what he was doing and mouthing at Manila Peninsula Hotel during the siege.  As part cloak and dagger operator and overt political critic, former senator, executive secretary, foreign affairs department chief, ruling party president, etc. his role at Manila Pen could have all been a sham.  The man is really deep.  You can’t fathom his soul.  It is buried somewhere that you can’t see.  You have to go through a maze of layers and layers of hundreds of demons and their hives well-ensconced in his system before you reach that forsaken part called soul of Tirititot.

 

And up to now, he is still engaged in probably the same game.  His family is engaged in quick money and illegal schemes.  Outside of the drugs, his children and other family members were engaged in large scale gun running and alpine (I’ll Find You…) transactions and wheeling-dealings.

 

G-Boy and now a member of the congress, gleefully claim fucking Irene Marcos, another hopeless addict, when she was younger.  The respectable member of the congress even says, Irene, most definitely will never forget him and his deadly weapon (after marrying a faggot).

 

Tito today, even before the launching of his book, is a spent force.  Probably it has something to do with affiliating with the satanistas…  Of course, notwithstanding  the  very dark, secret and sinister  power of these cretins …

 

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Homobono  ADAZA,  Sr., the arrested one, has no love lost with Tito Guingona.  Bono   was visited recently by Neneng Pimentel in his detention center.  Bono likewise does not have any goodwill with this old Neneng.

 

Pimentel and company ruined Bono and company with Tita Cory.  Pimentel and Guingona are two abominable terms, anathemas to Bono Adaza.

 

You cannot make Bono say the words “Pimentel” nor “Guingona” without making Bono puke to death!

 

Jesus!  Spare the old man!

 

But Pimentel made a show of good grace.  He went to Bono and commiserated with him.  The Great One.  Although Pimentel made bad jokes of who Bono is now.  That shit.

 

It is really not because Pimentel is running for president, because he will not even win in a fair fight in his own barangay, just like Guingona.  Both are demonyitos.

 

Possibly Pimentel is letting Bono know that whatever coup plans the other guy is entertaining, may Bono not forget Neneng, the wife (if she is still living), the children and OMG, susmaryosep!  the handsome and beautiful apos!  Dios Mio Bono, if anything happens will you promise not to take on them, vent your anger at me (and Tito Guingona) on them?  Please, please Bono!  Huhuhuhuhuhu!  Bonooooo!!!

 

Oh dear GOD!!!  Please please Bono!!!!

 

Is it true you’re heading the coup?  (doubtful)

 

If it is not, forget I visited you and forget you ever knew me and heard of my name.  (As if…)

 

On the other hand, if Bono will be the next president, I will be happy.  I might become the next Presidential Spokesman, Speech Writer, Press Secretary and Rasputin, all at the same time if he has not become demented enough and is pronounced only to be partially insane.

 

I too have my own redeeming values, by the way…  huuummmmpphhh!

 

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Fortun is a lawyer of erap.

 

But sometimes  I do really think Bono was sincerely arrested by the government.  Or if Bono just sincerely was arrested without any agenda lurking behind the scenario?

 

Do you?

 

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Bono is a lawyer of and bosom friend of Gen. Abenina, Gen. Comendador and the military rebels including Ariel Querubin et al.  Gen. Abenina’s boy is Raffy Cardeño. 

 

Fortun  is  not  known  as  Bono’s enemy.  Bono is supposedly bilking Fortun’s client, a despicable japon, with 4 million dollars.  (Does the japon really have that papel de cuarta?)

 

Mapalo  is  a legend.  In  the military he is a bold, bastos, extremist.  In the underworld, he is a veritable godfather.  Ask the spirits of the victims of the RCBC massacre who can now see in the spirit world practically everything,   and there will be a commotion when you mention the name of Mapalo.

 

On second thought, if you’re apoplectic, don’t ask the victims’ spirits.

 

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