Eavesdropper: (pa) cute repartee on SONA
Eavesdropper
The Inveterate Pryer’s, Sneaker’s
Noser’s, Poker’s, Star Gazer’s Delights
(Pa) Cute conversation in Makati 5-star Hotel (5hs)
uplevel watering hole:
Dirty Old Man to 5hs tindera: Ay miss, ano yan pinapalabas sa tv?
5hs Tindera : Sir, si Gloria po nag sa sauna.
Dirty Old Man: (Big smile) Ah hahaha! Good joke!
5hs Tindera : (Smiles back) Thank you po!
Dirty Old Man: (Puts fat wallet on table, flashes giant diamond ring and gold pin with emblem engraved with HoR) Love ko yan, sauna. 1 pang vodka uli.
5hs Tindera : A second sir.
Dirty Old Man: (Receiving new glass of vodka) Thank you. Hilig mo din sauna? Ako puwede ako, eh ikaw?
5hs Tindera : A second sir.
Dirty Old man: Uy di mo ako sinasagot, sauna, gusto mo ba?
5hs Tindera : (Raising voice 15 notches higher, 15 dbs) Ay sir, eto po pantakip if you want na mag burles dito sa bar. (Handing a tansan to dirty old man)
5hs Patrons : (Glares at dirty old man wagging fingers) Hahahahahahahaha!!! Dirty, Dirty ha!!! (Turns at tindera, Standing Ovation! Standing Ovation! Whistles! Catcalls! Dirty Old Man drinks vodka, pockets wallet, waves hand….)
Girbaudz:
hey, i can write about people laughing! why can’t i be happy?
in that case you have a really great potential! the best comedians were never really happy but they make millions laugh! go to dolphy’s house. without zsa zsa, sitting in front of dolphy, it’s always very sad and lonely!!!
