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i  wonder where my friend got her inspiration for this post on GMA’s sona?  she didn’t mention that there are a lot of people forming parade lines outside of the room she is talking about, but they are in an angry, crazy mood always.  explain!!!

 

The President, The Ecology and the Phenomenal Fitness Sensation ● Read more about the item here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DBM money for faxes, electric fans, and Disaster Assistance etc.

 

 

 

First,  even if the Pag-Asa is under the Department of Science and Technology, it is Sec. Gilberto Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. who is the chief whip of the inter-agency task group that coordinates disaster assistance.

 

I was extremely surprised when I was told that suddenly Pag-Asa faxed an unsolicited message from a Quezon City number to selected government offices.  Even if the fax contained near-microscopic letters and minute drawings of clouds, rains, suns, it provided a good view of the coming weather conditions and what kind of preparations one should make.

 

It makes Teodoro a good leader, a very good secretary and cabinet man.  There aren’t many good Queen’s and King’s Ministers all round us.  But Teodoro is a candidate for an Olympic gold medal for being fast on the job.  So kudos Mr. Secretary!

 

May your tribe increase!!!

 

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On the other hand, Sec. Rolando Andaya of the Department of Budget and Management -  DBM,  should now look for ways to fund the purchase of more fast, heavy duty fax machines for Pag-Asa or else, more computers with fax modems.

 

Of course, Sec. Andaya should investigate ground floor, DOST and consider buying the laboratories thereat new electric fans, feather duster, Pledge and wiping cloth (they always seem untidy, exceedingly mummific dusty), among other kakulangan at that department.  Even the brain of the DOST secretaries, always seem to lack turnilyos.  Tsk, tsk, kawawa naman.  Mr. Andaya, please give them some pity and buy them the necessary turnilyos.  The  worst is still to come;  if the other turnilyos from the DOST secretary’s head will also fall, that will be damnation for our national science and technology, that awa ng panginoon ay masayang nasa putikan na ngayon.  OMG!

 

Sec. Andaya and the President should also look for ways to support Teodoro build a state-of-the-art disaster monitoring and assistance coordination system with a complete war room and the latest GIS software.

 

The same GIS is expandable later to becoming a monitoring system for hotspots during crisis situations, flashpoint areas, logistics movement and management, as proposed as early as 1990-1992 — but the significance of which Cory, Ramos, Erap were not able to fathom.

 

Andaya and the President should also be able to do the same for Sec. Jose Atienza in the Department of Environment and Natural Resources — DENR so that the agency can build GIS based mapping of the country’s water, forest, soil, mountains, underground formations like caves, etc. and be able to create environmental hazard maps accordingly.

 

The SONA is about to be delivered by Madam Gloria but these things need not be mentioned if they cannot be done anyway.

 

But the most critical assistance that DBM can render the concerned agencies, is providing support for forecasting.

 

So far back in the past, Pag-Asa and Phivolcs for instance have always been crying for newer and better forecasting equipment, that are truly very expensive.

 

The United Nations, for instance can help provide funding for NDCC member departments or agencies (not through the DND since fund sponsors, such as, but not limited to World Bank are prohibited from giving money to military and other armed institutions).

 

If not the UN, at least that organization can help point the NDCC to potential sponsors that could help fund the projects.

 

Organizations based in Switzerland, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands are prospective sponsors and if the aid will have strings attached, at least the supply market in those countries are all attuned to the newest developments in the trade.

 

The Germans have always for instance been up-to-date in Disaster Public Warning Systems (PWS).  Simple public announcement speakers for instance, during disaster, are able to utilize radio waves and reach households through radios and even television sets (at least these must be turned on, idiot).  Nothing of the sort was appreciated by the higher ups in 1992 when this kind of German technology was offered.  To think that Germany has huge clout in the Asian Development Bank — ADB that  bank could have approved a grant for the country.

 

Even if the gestation period for approving a funding request is long, the time frame between 1992 up to the present would have been too long for ADB not to have considered providing financial and technical assistance to the country in disaster assistance.

 

The problem was with nincompoops and fools in the Cory government who squandered time, resources and efforts in the highly critical emergency assessment, assistance and coordination front.  Of course Cory herself is stupid, so what more can we say?  She would never have understood the import and real worth in terms of human lives, properties, opportunities of what we are discussing here today.  She always had her mahjong sessions and her ka-chikas then and she will always have them now anyway, so what the heck!  Fucking presidenteng sugarol!  Sounds like it’s nice to eat no?  But some people are fucking loads of shit and crap that their behinds get cancer just because.

 

And Ramos?  Ask the Pangasinenses and they will ask you back, sino yan?  Wala naman kami naramdaman na may naging presidente na taga Pangasinan!!!  That says a lot of his accomplishments, doesn’t it?  Imagine the East Pangasinan ash that trampled huge areas of that province, destroyed riverine systems, ricelands and Ramos the President forgot about it all and up to now, lives, rice and other cash crops go down the drain with flash floods that heretofore were not known in Pangasinan before the Pinatubo eruption.  Jesus f_g Christ!!!  And the old boy keeps shitting Gloria about his genius ideas about how to solve our national crises, OMG!!!

 

And his asungot, Mr. de Venecia nee Perez, will be his stariray during the coming movie of Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Coppola (Julia Roberts and Joe Perez in the billing), The Great Flasher while he, Ramos, the demonyong puppet master will stay unseen behind, pulling the strings as the Flasher and the throng mount and stage their next big attack against city hall.  Well, helloooo!!!  Excuse us, sirs and madams, aren’t you out of your fucking minds?  Aba, patahimikin niyo naman kami, marami pa kaming kalamidad na sasagupain!

 

The Arroyo government should not follow the Cory, Ramos and Erap models.  All play, money making and no work.  All because Juan was a dull boy!

 

At least La Gloria is a real, working president and people like Teodoro are truly worth their mettle.  Unlike Cory who always managed to slip to the late Joe Quirino’s house in Pasig to play her favorite sugal with her rich (kuno) and notoriously stupid (not famous) confreres.  You can ask the wife of Sen. Rodolfo Biazon, if she is still alive.  She is one of them mad mahjongeras and Mrs. Biazon’s mahjong sessions with Cory is the reason why Pong became chief of staff and later a  senador.  Imagine!!!  The fate of our country over a few games of that unspeakable game of plastic chips!  Caramba!!!  Dios mio!!!  (At least Biazon owes his mahjongera wife the chief-of-staffship and the suggestion from her to hire an English tutor so that de poor Pong weel no longger spik karabaw ingglis.  Susmaryosep!!!)

 

So there, it is hoped that more action will come from NDCC in the days to come.  That DBM’s Andaya will not repeat the example of Erap of buying huge teevee screens to make it look like that DND has finally built the state-of-the-art command, control, communications, computers and intelligence system to confront real disasters, specially in these times of global warming.

 

Godspeed to these people, and to hell with Cory and the rest of the demonyos who nearly buried us all in the pits by being heartless and unfeeling about the subject of national catastrophes and cataclysms.  As if the greatest countrywide calamities that both threatened and actually hit us, were just like having a boiling stomach and making a simple trip to the toilet for them!  Aaaaand,

 

Shit!!!

 

Voila!!!

 

Look Virginia, the disaster’s oooohhveeeeeeer!!!!!

 

No Mississippi Flooding in RP only Kalibo mudshit!

 

No China earthquakes, only Baguio killer tremor and Pangasinan liquefaction and earth cracking!

 

No maritime natural disaster!  Only murder by Sulpicio.  (Pag ang intsik nagipit, bato bato sa langit, ang malunod at masunog wag magalit hhaaaa…)

 

Hay naku, tanqhna niyo talaga!!!   Animál!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tragedy of a Nueva Ecija peasant

 

 

 

Wow!  The news says, Nueva Ecija is the larget rice producer in the country.  Wow, really!

 

But that is tragicomic.  The penultimate irony of all time.  I looked at a study of a small NGO worker in 1991 (don’t ask where to look for it idiot, use your brains!)  and it said that a farmer with three hectares borrows money from an intsik usurero who lives in a posh mansion in Nueva Ecija for a horrendous interest.

 

When the farmer harvests his rice, all the supposed income he gets is not enough to pay the intsik usurero because he has to pay in terms of palay and the valuation of his palay is a measly P50 pesos per sack of 50 kilos.

 

After the accounting during post-harvest time, the farmer again is indebted through left-0ver debts to the usurero despite the fact that he should have realized a true income of 100,000 or more pesos per hectare of his ricefields.

 

That’s the tragedy of the Nueva Ecija farmer.  And it has been going on and on and on and on.  The US World Bank was never able to beat that.  The Russian Soviet Union and now Russian Federation has not been able to beat that, despite the fact that Russia has been educating a large number of Nueva Ecija young people in Moscow Universities and other top calibre schools there in various disciplines.

 

Only the Philippine government can do something about it.  Or else I will.  I’ll kill the usureros and let the banks take over.  If the banks will not behave, I’ll kill the bank managers too.  Of course, Deo Macalma’s bubwits will say, Hey, you can’t kill the usureros!  They’re paying huge revolutionary taxes!!!  Then let’s electrocute the collectors of revolutionary taxes by their anus, how dare!!!

 

Transpose Isabela, Cagayan, etc. into the term Nueva Ecija rice farmers.  The same situation is happening in many parts of the country.  And all because our farmers are unfortunate enough not to have the wherewithal to make war against the usureros.  Why, a lot of them just go to Manila instead to find greener pastures only to end up in the urban jungle and be devoured by the cosmopolitan wolves, many of whom are relatives of the provincial usureros themselves.  Sonofabitches!!!  Shits!!!

 

To Sec. Arthur Yap, you’re right there is no rice shortage.  There is only a shortage of very short babies’ belts for the Nueva Ecija farmers to tighten.

 

Could you actually dig that, Mr. Yap?  Madam President?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like science fiction but nothing beats this stupid little story about the secretary of Sen. Mar Roxas who’s been going around telling everyone of the secrets talked about in her boss’ office.  Hehehe.  Naughty allevii!!! 

 

 

 

 

The Little Secretary and the Language Police Read more about the post here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am truly sorry that I feel totally squeamish  about the Beijing 2008 Olympics.  I personally would not want to be in Beijing during the Olympics.  That is the honest truth about it.  Fucking not that I don’t have an invitation.  And fucking not that I couldn’t afford it because Jeeez, Asian flights are my cheapest ever!!!

 

It’s that our athletes wouldn’t hardly stand a chance there.  Until Madame GMA and our officials will lift a finger, there will always be that Department of Education syndicate and now joined by the Philippine Sports Commission, now also augmented by the Technical Education, Skills Development Authority and Commission on Higher Education fucking “sports enthusiasts” kuno, that are controlling the way national games and selection process of our national athletes turn out.

 

With only very few exceptions, we turn out players to international competitions from our local athletes’ search that are idiots, incompetent, undeserving and are made out of papel de japon, carrying home gold medals, silvers, bronzes and other wins (kuno) bought by dirty money.  It’s a total shitty world in Philippine sports out there that miracles like Manny Pacquiao, Paeng Nepomuceno, Efren Bata Reyes, Bong Coo, Flash Elorde and our great FilAm, FilCanadian swimmers et al and other good foreign-bred athletes happen only once in a blue moon, come out in a one in a billion chance! Whew!!!

 

Time to change, dear associates, colleagues, ladies and gentlemen and friends, and lovers!!!  It’s high time to kill the members of the syndicate!!! Calling on Secretary Jesli Lapus!!!  Ever thought that you had coffee with one or many of them and don’t know their gigantic Olympic game inside your deparment?  After your coffee, they’re laughing behind your back?  Well, they’re not fucking laughing at you, but a cuckold nation in general!!!  Susmaryosep!!! You must be one hell of a …a …

 

A very dear friend of mine now living in Italy really wants to see the 2008 Olympics in Beijing to support our Philippine athletes!!!  That is, despite my depressing post she invited me to write in her reformatted sex blog.  Since I don’t usually write sexy, happy orgasmic posts, happy read!!!  here is my post anyways, pardon the very boring, deadpan style…

 

 

 

Very Bad Sports Practices

and Why We Do Not Win in

the Asean, Asian, Olympic Games

 

Sports feats and achievements represent a country’s pride, honor and prestige in the community of nations….The overriding desire, determination

 

 

Totally shitty and fucked up Games we didn’t even bargain for!  Think about it:  many of the syndicate members get to go to the Olympics pa siguro with taxpayers’ money and full government authorization for their junk tour, (or open) expensive shopping, buying of rich gifts to their favored female or male apple-of-the-eye (read: object of sex) athletes, mga walanghiya!!!  Diyoskopu!!!  Wag talaga nila ilalapit ang mga leeg nila at itlog sa mga kamay ko!!!  Nakuuuuuuuuu!!!!

 

Furthermore, an Olympics event for our real athletes is crowded with so many politicians and chaperones, school officials (so that’s why they pay their way to get the medals!) and all other nincompoops who are not out to compete, but take every available souvenir and tell the grand apos about being in the event!!!  Shit!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disaster Mysteries

and Disasters Known:

The Big Difference

 

 

 

We are sadly caught in a silent movie.  Not just any movie, it’s a really silent, horror movie.  It comes complete with a religious twist too!  Something about a rosary, the blessed mysteries and, for the suspense-action part of it, bang!  A calamity!!!

 

Calling the attention of Hon. Gilbert Teodoro and his uncle, Mr. Eduardo Danding Cojuangco: running the defense juggernaut of this country is not merely about working on selective potentials.  Calling on your consciences.  Calling on the Hon. Leandro Mendoza, Rey Berroya, Guiling Mamondiong, Lenlen Bautista:  running the transportation and communications concern of the country is a serious business.  Pray tell, when heads will start rolling.

 

There appears to be a very wide gaping chasm between the events that caused the present plight of the MV Princess of the Stars, the smaller sea vessels that sank in the wake of Typhoon Frank, the victims of the tropical storm in the regions and even in the capital region, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera and our cumulative available information and knowledge about disaster, calamity, natural occurrences, environmental flashpoints.

 

People, look once, twice, thrice and quar… WTF! at the National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC) — the only agency in the world as they say that makes disasters work properly — website.  What are they saying?

 

For instance, the Tsunami Hazard maps of the country — repeat — the country, Republic of the Philippines – is graphically represented only by Infanta, Real, Nakar (also known as REINA).

 

In the Earthquake Hazard maps again only the REINA is shown.

 

And so forth, and so on.  Then we visit the Phivolcs.  It shows its own hazard maps in horrendously minute images, in very, very small pixels, that if you expand them, they blot, scatter, blow, whathaveyou.

 

Possibly, even a simple Philippine Map by the Phivolcs, will literally kill you with apoplexy.  Why do they have to show us these things?  These are an insult to our small intelligence. To think that both Department of National (It) Depens, and the Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, are paying supposedly technically competent personages!  OMG!

 

Look at the fault line drawn by Phi(bble)(Jo)kes in their so-called map!  Shit!

 

You can see two parallel lines besides (the left and right) 7,000+ Philippine Islands and there is a teeny, weeny blurred line here and there inside the land masses that are also tiny tiny tiny!

 

To get a decent idea of where the fault lines run, you still have to go to far-away sites like the USGS, the Carleton College online encyclopedia site, while the site of NDCC will leave you breathless, with anger and a sudden illness.

 

Now comes the greatest of them all:  Tessie Tomas’ favorite lampoon topic, FAG- ASS- AH A!!!

 

The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration.  In its page, about what they intelligently call PSWS, you are treated to a series of drawings of Pre-School, Kindergarten or at its best, Grade 1 simplicity.  You can really understand the assholes as if they are conversing with you in plain fucking baby talk.  Bull fucking shit!  But wait!

 

The daring heading of the page is Modified Philippine Public Storm Warning Signals.

 

The FAG ASS AH A proceeds to explain in simple, farmerly, peasantly, fisherfolkly, urban poorly terms what the twigs and branches do when a typhoon blows over their little asses.  Then they have this quaint little home page.  Again, like Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, there is that teeny, tiny, weeny map (connected to brain dwarfism or mental nanism) syndrome again.

 

Now, people, ladies and gentlemen, relatives, friends, and lovers, this is not a joking blog post.

 

This is serious business.  Why do we have these holy mysteries being perpetrated by DND, NDCC, OCD (Office of Civil [It] Depens), DOTC, DOST, PHIVOLCS, PAG-ASA and all their fucking allied agencies?

 

Why not help us all be informed properly about disasters waiting to erupt in our midsts?

 

For instance, is it a shame to admit that Rey Punongbayan took the super secret of the Marikina - University of the Philippines at Diliman - Pasig internal earthquake fault line to his grave?

 

Imagine the United Nations or World Bank funding that fucking research just to flush out the fault lines in the Philippines and all we are being given is a fucking teeny, tiny, weeny shamefully small pixeled image of the earthquake hazard map of the country that cannot even be used decently in any presentation!

 

On the part of the DND, NDCC, OCD, DOTC, they have all the great maps in their possession.

 

They do not need to show the intelligence secrets in some of the maps they prepare!  Damnit!!!

 

All they need to show, are maps that the NAMRIA, DND-AFP and DOTC-PCG already have that could be usable for public consumption and these are easily digitized by passing them over a flatbed scanner, about the size of a coffin.  Hopefully, their own coffin as well.  Nothing really needs to be compromised!  You shits, you!!!

 

And the PAG-ASA, what Modified fucking bull is it talking about?  We are far from having a real localized, much more national public warning system for storms and whatever.  What modified are they talking about?

 

And the Department of Environment and Natural Resources — DENR under Sec. Jose Atienza is doing no better.  Do we have an environmental hazard map?  DENR through NAMRIA has been spending a lot for Geographic Information Systems along with the Land Registration Authority or LRA.  Do we have a decent hazard map of potential nature flashpoints?  With the global warming plague coming, is DENR properly addressing the threats?

 

It is the National Science Week for (f_g) christ’s sake!  Are there going to be no policy statements that will be made about our bline ness and blayt?  God almighty!!!  And the bishops and priests are doing the political salsa, salsa, salsa but not moving the concerned to look after our real welfare!!!  The Shits!!!

 

And look at the Protestants, led by chief justice!  Susmaryosep!!! What are all these idiots doing?

 

No wonder, the Suspicious Lines was blaming, in the same breath, GOD, (daw) and PAGASA.

 

I would not mind putting the blame on PAGASA for the oil price hike, the collapsation and near drowning of Joe Perez a/k/a Joe De Venecia in the muddy canals of Qatar, the kidnapping and carnal re awakening of Ces Drilon, Homobono Adaza arrest, the foiled attempt of the Adaza-Fortun-Mapalo-Cardeño-Amboy-Peña gang to assassinate the Filipino partners of the japon client of Fortun to blame the japon and make him vomit a happily tremendous load of shit dirty money, the kuno-kuno kudeta so the arrest and detention will justifiably be inane and inadequate, the earthquake in china, the terrorism against the Beijing Olympics by the Tibetans, etcetera, etcetera, the emerging dementia of the chief justice of the supreme court, and so many other things so pervading in the air.

 

And DOST, what in hell is it doing wallowing in total shitty surroundings and working conditions in Bicutan, Taguig and not requesting for better funding and better facilities and not writing project proposals for grants to people like Filipino Fr. Dan Ceballos in Europe (can be contacted through the Catholic Church and the Catholic communications center in Sta. Mesa), who could push huge, enormous amounts of money in foreign currencies to build laboratories, buy equipment, materials, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.  For fucking love of god!  DOST cannot even buy a decent electric fan in its ground floor laboratory!  No wonder it cannot dish out good technologies because barely little of its money goes into decent spending.  It can’t even print a decent map of the Philippines and its earthquake faults and this Brazilian nincompoop’s warning about a July 18,2008 disaster keeps everyone awake, alive, dreamy, suddenly bereft and deprived of morning and evening sex, frustrated about the missing first million, angst-ridden, suffering from ear pain, tooth ache, stomach cramps, back aches, arthritis, gout, high blood, murmuring heart, syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, HIV, SARS, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Susmaryosep! Susmaryosep …  Talaga!!!  Tanga!!!

 

So we are a people meandering in abject darkness, divested of our supreme natural right to be informed citizens of the Republic, our Chief Justice is traipsing all around about EJK, EJK, EJK kuno, susmaryosep!!!  And we  will all be swept by the genocide of nature in magnitude greater than suspicious lines’ murderings and mass assassination, as DOST jet-setting wannabes are schlepping all over the globe and hopping from one fancy hotel and restaurant to another in the guise of Technology Quest, Technology Coordination, Technology Research, Technology Design, Technology Development, Scientific Endeavors, and all that ersatz!  And all we get to be shown are small pixels of pictures that are put to total and absolute shame by the sleazy FHM Magazine of the Gokongweis!!!

 

Por dios por santo!!!

 

Totally, an unwonderful world, pardon the pun Mr. James Morrison.

 

In the next nine to ten days prior to July 18, if the Brazilian crazy’s earthshaking predictions will prove to be right after all, what are we to do?  We shall lie in languor and await our dire fortunes.  The Corinthian Gardeners will humbly exercise their patience to lead themselves to their own extinction, and we will fall after them if they grasp our toes, hair, edge of our shirts, pants, skirts, socks, shoes, boots, fingers, panties, bras, tampons, condoms, IUDs, noses, ears, mouths, penises, pubic hairs, vaginas, rectums, eyes, or in a really authentic disaster’s milieu, as favoredly announced by media always, if the Corinthian Gardeners happen to  hold on to our or a portion of intestines, livers, nerves, muscles, pelvises, spinal columns, bones …

 

Whatever.

 

Ewwwwe!!!!

 

 

 

 

D’ SELECT  RESPONSE,  MERIT

AND  AWARD,  CITATION  OF

THE  PIPOL  AND  D’  NATION:

 

 

LON RENDYER:  Hoy!  Mga kinauukulan, magsikilos na kayoooo!!!

 

ANTI-LUSLUS:   Haaay iNaku, dioskupu! hindi talaga ako pinatulog nitong pekeng sahy kick na ito na bagum bago - jucelino nobrega da luslos.  Ala laging pambili ng gamot sa kanyang nahuhulog na itlog, kaya pala nanggigising ng ibang tao kasi siya rin hindi talaga maka sleep sa kanyang kaluslos luslos na kalagayan.  Kawawa naman din pala, gusto sana talaga siyang tulungan.  Papaliguan ko ng kumukulong mantika para maluto ang kanyang hulog hulog na itlog.

 

TOTUT:    Kaya lihim nilang gaganapin ang National Science and Technology Week (NSTW kuno) at si pangulong gma, mag i spit na nakataklob ang katawan para nakatago at di nakikita at gagawin ang Asean Science and Technology Week (ASS TW) na lahat ng poreyner naka talukbong din ang mukha para di mahalata na nakikisama silang sikretong nagpupugay sa mga sira ulong pinoy na takot sa pagbubulag sa kanilang mga kababayan.

 

Q:  Assholes DOST, DOTC, PAGASA, DND, DENR, GMA!!!

 

KUTKOT:  Kaya pala tayo nag re ak sa Da Luz, eh binubulag pala tayo nila TODORO of De-ND, si ESTILA BALBASTRO de Balatubas of DOST, ! 

 

RR:  What happens to official time and the people’s taxes there you brujos, brujas, impactas, impactos!!!  Shit!  You f_g csheeet all of you!!!  Exactly, what are you people trying to prove by leaving the entire Philippine population and some leery foreign visitors into your site blind?

 

DEDE:  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!*$&^%)$#

 

FF:  Are you insane or are you insane?  Are all of you demented or are all of you incapacitated?  In that sense, there is no need for you to keep getting your salaries!!!  No need for the suffering public to be subsidizing your whims and caprices you lechers, you!!!  Shit!!!

 

SS:  Dios mio, perdona mi!  Diyos ko pooo!  Bakit ninyo kami pinagkaitan ng matitinong tao sa gobyerno!!!!!!!!  Napaka demonyo ninyooooo!!!!

 

JACK ALL:   Hoy!  Mga buwisit na demonyo, carajo, bastardos kayo, aba’y tigilan niyo ngang paglololokohin kami haa!!!  Ano’ng modipay monay public stom stom kayo dyan?

 

VOY VAYYOTTE:  Me?  I could really modify, totally make over the faces and asses of these assholes!  Tyyyyype!

 

SIM MOURA:  Palibhasa ang gagagago ninyo, pati kami isasali ninyo sa mga pisikal ninyong mga ugnayan — lantad man o tago, at hot mo s per(a)ic ninyong pangungulimbat at astronomiko ninyong pangangailangan at ambisyun at kahambugan!!! Mga diyaskeng kabayo kayo!!!  Damuhong walang kabuti-buting asal, pwee!!!!  Letse kayo para kayong walang mga nanay, mga damonyo kayong maiitim ang kaluluwa!!!  Mag sa impiyerno na kayoooo!!!

 

MOTHERHOOD:   Walang hiyaaaa!!!  Bastos!!!  Caramba!!!  Carajo!!!  Ijo de puta!!!  Ija de Diablo!!!

 

SEGS:  Hoy!!!  Kayo!!!  Mga gago, tarantado!!!  Buwang buwang!!!  Mamatay na sana kayong lahat putaaaa!!!!

 

T:   Secretary ng DOST, putang ina ka!  Hindi ba kayo nahihiya?  Ninanakaw niyo ba ang salapi ng departamento?  Papatayin kitaaa!!!!!

 

H:  In the late 1990s, Sec. Gloria invited me to meet with him in his own office, at the Office of the Secretary of the DOST.  His own computer in his room was moldy and super antique and its program when everyone was using state of the art processing software, was Wordstar.  Fucking DOST!!!  Unbelievable!!!  Unbelievable!!!

 

Girbaudz:  Amen,  fucking Shit,  to that!